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Ribenapigeon
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PostPosted: 14:03 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Blow a £iver. Reply with quote

Just about to have a wander round B&Q and have a fiver to waste. Suggestions?
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PostPosted: 14:06 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/5c/6d/515c6d8c7329924fbf0910031d03bc10.jpg

Can never have too many clamps.

Or cable ties.
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pay for parking
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PostPosted: 14:19 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pot of Swarfega to clean up your act Very Happy
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PostPosted: 15:09 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

A bottle of the most caustic chemical you can find Wink
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rust-Oleum Glow In The Dark Matt Paint 125 ml

It doesn't work very well, I tried doing the house numbers on my rubbish bins with it. Sad
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PostPosted: 17:00 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Put it in a charity box.
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PostPosted: 17:08 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pass the popcorn Razz
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wd40 and Gaffa Tape!
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it was my fiver to waste I'd probably buy a cactus. I like cacti!
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give it to charity.
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

2 x https://www.diy.com/departments/polypropylene-flexible-cutting-mat-set-of-3/1626619_BQ.prd

1 x https://www.diy.com/departments/brown-packaging-tape-l-50m-w-48mm-pack-of-2/1166639_BQ.prd

Tape the mats around your torso.

Pick a chest-bump fite with the trolley boy.
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pay HT a visit and do this to everyone of his records: https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/37630555/how-the-new-five-pound-note-plays-vinyl-records
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PostPosted: 17:39 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bargain! Shocked
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^PRE-LIT ROCKS!!! Cool
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PostPosted: 17:51 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

About 9 feet of rope and a map to the nearest tree.
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
About 9 feet of rope and a map to the nearest tree.

'Tis the Season.
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I gave up. The only clamps were BnQ ones and cable ties grow naturally on lampposts and can be harvested for free.

Also, does Bodyguard ever actually get the joke?

I do give to charities. Just not to local government social service contractors that masquerade as charities. Know the difference kids.
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PostPosted: 18:51 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
About 9 feet of rope and a map to the nearest tree.


U ok hun??
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PostPosted: 19:02 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Also, does Bodyguard ever actually get the joke?

What do you think? Razz
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PostPosted: 19:03 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

This: https://youtu.be/MtNXDTPBzB0 Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

cable ties, and duct tape every time Laughing

or 8mm bolts, bastard Honda keeps spitting the two back ones on the carry rack out
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
cable ties, and duct tape every time Laughing

or 8mm bolts, bastard Honda keeps spitting the two back ones on the carry rack out


and a suitable target............

https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.6ZtMkm9v3hrHZLmrZeuD9QHaEK&w=257&h=144&c=7&o=5&pid=1.7

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PostPosted: 21:01 - 22 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
8mm bolts, bastard Honda keeps spitting the two back ones on the carry rack out

Put the fiver towards a new Suzuki, then Thumbs Up
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