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MCN
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PostPosted: 09:08 - 13 Sep 2019    Post subject: One of the worst jobs. Reply with quote

Customs officer in Australia when the Cathay Pacific lands.

What the fuck the Chinese think as delicacy is what we'd have thrown out or prevented by refrigeration months ago.
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PostPosted: 10:37 - 13 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Oz landing card was all yes yes yes yes yes

Put in a queue on my own. What ya been doing then mate?

Riding dirt bikes.

Ah, hired the kit did ya?

Yes

Off you go then sport.

And waltzed past everyone else
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PostPosted: 12:29 - 13 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Picking lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's arse.
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PostPosted: 13:40 - 13 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Analysing traffic relating to child pornography and child abuse. That is the worst job, but most satisfying (in terms of results, not content..).
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PostPosted: 14:59 - 13 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Picking lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's arse.


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PostPosted: 15:25 - 13 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

While working in Holland in the 90's a group of us worked out what the worst job in the world was after a visit to Amsterdam.

As we all know they are a very liberal people those Dutch. Some of their sex shops have little booths in complete with toilet roll (so I hear) for you to view one of the various movies they stock.

The worst job in the world would be cleaning said booth. Sick
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 13 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

pinkyfloyd wrote:
While working in Holland in the 90's a group of us worked out what the worst job in the world was after a visit to Amsterdam.

As we all know they are a very liberal people those Dutch. Some of their sex shops have little booths in complete with toilet roll (so I hear) for you to view one of the various movies they stock.

The worst job in the world would be cleaning said booth. Sick


I don't know, I reckon that Scrat would enjoy it. It would save on a packed lunch as well.
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thx1138
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 13 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

pinkyfloyd wrote:


The worst job in the world would be cleaning said booth. Sick


They probably charge some people to clean it up. Niche to the nth degree..
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PostPosted: 04:11 - 14 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are blokes in India who crawl around in sewer water looking for scraps of value. Actual shit-ridden sewer water, crawling on their hands and knees, up to their necks in it. They pull up the drain cover and have to be lowered in by someone else.
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PostPosted: 10:47 - 14 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a walk through the sewer under The Highway near Wapping Lane and the bloke who was down there to re-point the brick work was eating his sandwiches whilst he waited for us to come and inspect his work. This was whilst sitting in a stream of water with turds and toilet paper floating in it.
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PostPosted: 14:18 - 14 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
Analysing traffic relating to child pornography and child abuse. That is the worst job, but most satisfying (in terms of results, not content..).



my mate does exactly this

then because he is also a copper he gets to go and arrest the scum himself

he pretty much did the entire investigation for the telford child sex ring a few years back
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PostPosted: 03:39 - 15 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
he pretty much did the entire investigation for the telford child sex ring a few years back


What does he make of Tommy Robinson claiming that the whole thing was covered up by police to avoid offending the Muslim community?
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