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Despined_By_Ex
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 15 Jan 2018    Post subject: done goofed at traffic lights sort of mostly Reply with quote

bike night wednesday was with the other half and other misc bikers chillaxing killing kittens and all that brapp

on the a2 2 lanes trucks in left we came up to a red light, 2 friends stopped in right lane next to eachother and i could see the truck left loads of room infront.. like a good 8foot and was stationary for a while...

filtered to the front like a boss and then sat infront but to the right of him, light still red

BOOOM truck up the side of me pushing us across the line through a red light

he was foreign.. he gestured that id filtered to the front as soon as i had a go at him so he clearly saw me do it, showed me his dash cam before i chinned the cunt and you can clearly see me pull infront when he was stationary for a good 8 seconds then he just starts going on a red light....
he had one of those funky mirrors on the front so he knew i was there

in short he took offence and tried to reestablish his lane.

cool story bro and all that

discuss
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 15 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're a liability to the human race mate. Is there anything you touch that doesn't turn to sh1t?
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PostPosted: 16:26 - 15 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

i do dumb shit all the time, im still alive so i think i need to be examined to see how i manage to stay alive despite being full potato
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 15 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

You shouldn't be allowed to use a fucking wheelbarrow let alone motorbike
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PostPosted: 17:19 - 15 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

arry wrote:
I've said it before, I'll say it again. Your life is bare drama.

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PostPosted: 21:05 - 15 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely this incident has to push the statistics beyond confirmation bias?
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 15 Jan 2018    Post subject: Re: done goofed at traffic lights sort of mostly Reply with quote

Despined_By_Ex wrote:
bike night wednesday was with the other half and other misc bikers chillaxing killing kittens and all that brapp

on the a2 2 lanes trucks in left we came up to a red light, 2 friends stopped in right lane next to eachother and i could see the truck left loads of room infront.. like a good 8foot and was stationary for a while...

filtered to the front like a boss and then sat infront but to the right of him, light still red

BOOOM truck up the side of me pushing us across the line through a red light

he was foreign.. he gestured that id filtered to the front as soon as i had a go at him so he clearly saw me do it, showed me his dash cam before i chinned the cunt and you can clearly see me pull infront when he was stationary for a good 8 seconds then he just starts going on a red light....
he had one of those funky mirrors on the front so he knew i was there

in short he took offence and tried to reestablish his lane.

cool story bro and all that

discuss


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PostPosted: 21:19 - 15 Jan 2018    Post subject: Re: done goofed at traffic lights sort of mostly Reply with quote

Despined_By_Ex wrote:
so he knew i was there

That's debatable. Razz
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 15 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Need as more broken spines etc

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PostPosted: 22:52 - 15 Jan 2018    Post subject: Re: done goofed at traffic lights sort of mostly Reply with quote

Pjay wrote:
You could fall off the fkin floor ya mess.


Rated funny, but in reality he'd probably fuck that up.... then baw about it
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 15 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was left hand drive, you pulled into his blind spot, down on the right.

A stupid thing to do really.
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 15 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I widnae give a fuck if it was a red light, truck tries to move in on me (intentional or nay) imma oot.
There can only be one winner in that situation.
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PostPosted: 23:34 - 15 Jan 2018    Post subject: Re: done goofed at traffic lights sort of mostly Reply with quote

Despined_By_Ex wrote:
showed me his dash cam before i chinned the cunt


Despined_By_Ex wrote:
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PostPosted: 23:57 - 15 Jan 2018    Post subject: Re: done goofed at traffic lights sort of mostly Reply with quote

Despined_By_Ex wrote:
i chinned the cunt

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PostPosted: 11:16 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Re: done goofed at traffic lights sort of mostly Reply with quote

My Missus has this mate, she's a nice enough girl but ALWAYS has something going on it might be boyfriend trouble or work trouble or family trouble etc.

We have a BBQ in the garden for my missus Birthday, at the last 2 occasions we have met her new boyfriend, and they have broken up at or just after the party. Laughing

She is a teacher and she has had trouble at every school she has been to, She was telling us all about how management were bullying her and she was getting crap performance reports because they weren't supporting her enough. I said "That happened at your school last year too, right"? She replied "Yeah and the one before that" Laughing

My point, as has been made by plenty of others is there is one common factor in your drama filled life...
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PostPosted: 11:45 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

After reading this yesterday and thinking to myself, this kind of shit never really happens to me.

Heading home on the bike, I got to a set of red lights and started filtering through to the front. There was a smallish gap between a car and a black cab and as I tried to weave through the black cab edged forward to try close the gap on me. Rolling Eyes

I so nearly lost my shit and was about to get off the bike and have a 'chat' with him, but instead just gave him a thumbs down (I feel like this hurts more) and rode off.

The point is, if you go looking for shit all the time, you'll usually find it. I could have wasted more of my time on that pathetic excuse for a human being but I'm not a child anymore (well maybe sometimes).
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PostPosted: 12:06 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Re: done goofed at traffic lights sort of mostly Reply with quote

chris-red wrote:
My Missus has this mate, she's a nice enough girl but ALWAYS has something going on it might be boyfriend trouble or work trouble or family trouble etc.

I read this as meaning "My Missus has this [problem too], mate - she's a nice enough girl..." and had to read it three times more before understanding why you were telling us all about your missus' boyfriend trouble Shocked
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PostPosted: 12:11 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Despined_By_Ex wrote:
i do dumb shit all the time, im still alive so i think i need to be examined to see how i manage to stay alive despite being full potato

Yeah.
So did LukeVFR.
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Despined_By_Ex wrote:
i do dumb shit all the time, im still alive so i think i need to be examined to see how i manage to stay alive despite being full potato

Yeah.
So did LukeVFR.



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PostPosted: 13:00 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah me too, not many do.
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Anyway, Pol: just take heed. Your life may not be charmed but at least be grateful that you still have one. Try and avoid fucking it up any more Laughing

Whoever the OP is of the other post that we thought was you (?Tracer?), then you could take a fair bit of that advice, too Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:04 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

vice wrote:
I so nearly lost my shit and was about to get off the bike and have a 'chat' with him, but instead just gave him a thumbs down (I feel like this hurts more) and rode off.
The point is, if you go looking for shit all the time, you'll usually find it.

This.
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PostPosted: 13:12 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Re: done goofed at traffic lights sort of mostly Reply with quote

Tut Tut Tut Tut Tut Tut

Despined_By_Ex wrote:
like a boss




There's your problem right there.

You ain't a boss.
You think you're a boss, but you're a dickhead, and everybody knows it.

HTH
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PostPosted: 14:06 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Re: done goofed at traffic lights sort of mostly Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Tut Tut Tut Tut Tut Tut

Despined_By_Ex wrote:
like a boss




There's your problem right there.

You ain't a boss.
You think you're a boss, but you're a dickhead, and everybody knows it.

HTH


You are as subtle as a hippo with a hard on my dear.
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PostPosted: 14:16 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

mpd72 wrote:
It was left hand drive, you pulled into his blind spot, down on the right.

A stupid thing to do really.


it was right hand drive
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PostPosted: 14:29 - 16 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trucks don't stop at the line and wait.

They leave rolling room and slowly creep into it until the lights change.

Rightly or wrongly that's what they do. Don't go into that gap.

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