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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

We all innately know, so if you're not picking up the vibe you're not a real biker.
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PostPosted: 19:24 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

You've not been taught the secret handshake?

It's a bit like this but with more nodding. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5fxu0zKkFA
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PostPosted: 19:36 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bikerdar. A bit like Gaydar.

When you know .......... you know.
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PostPosted: 19:36 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why would you care? Most bikers are fucking dicks. Just as most human beings are fucking dicks.

You haven't joined a club, you've just picked a fun mode of transport Wink
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PostPosted: 19:38 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carry an unused baffle around with you.

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PostPosted: 19:40 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps a limp or a few scars. Maybe an eye missing.
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PostPosted: 19:40 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

some wear lots of leather, some wear branded gear, but most of us don't care if you know. It's not important
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jump queues. Don't worry, they'll understand.
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

#ukbikelife hoodie





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PostPosted: 20:23 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

i ride a motorcycle.
bikers are all dicks.
i ride my bike for fun or to get somewhere.
bikers like to clump together and stand about while other bikers act like dicks.
motorcyclists with family may go to a motorsport event in a car,or without family may go on the bike.
bikers will go to a motorsport event in a car and change into bike gear so people will know they are "bikers"(ive seen this many times and they get pissy with you if you point laugh and call them dicks)
bikers ride about in big groups causing problems by going slow in a group or riding like twats in a group.
bikers spell bikers with a Z, twats
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Arcane.
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I usually leave my zip partially down which shows a hint of lace.
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://s13.postimg.org/56mxv8ohj/biker-patches.jpg
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being referred to as a biker makes me cringe
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doesn't apply, I turn up on a bike. It's fairly obvious.
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hawkeye1250FA wrote:
Doesn't apply, I turn up on a bike. It's fairly obvious.

Helmet hair?
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Real men take their teeth out and smile at them.

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PostPosted: 23:22 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
Hawkeye1250FA wrote:
Doesn't apply, I turn up on a bike. It's fairly obvious.

Helmet hair?


That - yes.

But mainly the 235kg bike combined with the typhoon suit and motorbike boots.

But yes helmet hair definitely.
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PostPosted: 23:25 - 18 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:


I thought that was how you showed that you were a homosexual before grindr was invented.

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:

Helmet hair?



I'm quite fastidious about shaving my bollocks.
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PostPosted: 00:13 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

A small penis and an empty wallet.
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PostPosted: 00:16 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^I call it a clitoris and I'd prefer it if you'd stop spying on me.
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PostPosted: 01:17 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
I usually leave my zip partially down which shows a hint of lace.

I can testify that this is true.
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PostPosted: 01:18 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Personally I leave a used condom hanging off my knob, oh yeah and leave your knob out, you know to show dominance and stuff
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PostPosted: 02:49 - 19 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a wallet on a chain. Thumbs Up
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