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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 10:53 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: BikeJet facial gusher reviewed Reply with quote

Lubes your helmet to make it easier to rub yourself off.

http://armchairbiker.com/joining-the-jet-set-1074-miles-with-bikejet/

Comes with "bukkake button" Thumbs Up

Verdict: it actually works. Shocked

Sadly, the stable genius behind it has been focussing on developing a functional product, rather than setting up ways to scam monies out of us, so you can't throw your life savings away just yet.

Srsly though, why get the review copy out before you're ready to take advantage of the publicity? Doh!
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PostPosted: 11:16 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

As seen here Thumbs Up

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=305079&start=3350
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Re: BikeJet facial gusher reviewed Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Srsly though, why get the review copy out before you're ready to take advantage of the publicity? Doh!

This is probably not a problem when people can monitor progress via social media and web pages. Rainpal's marks have been queuing excitedly and for the most part patiently for 4 years now. No one has even requested a refund, honest.
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PostPosted: 11:18 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

piazza wrote:

THAT'S NEWS TO ME.
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PostPosted: 12:44 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Darn, comments are pre-moderated. Sad
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I`ll buy one fill it full of dye and mount it on the back of the bike for tailgaters. Razz
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PostPosted: 16:51 - 20 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

How hilarious would it be if everytime you see a bike with a Bikejet, you top it up with wee?

One for the boys obviously, my balance isn't that good.........
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PostPosted: 00:30 - 21 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
How hilarious would it be if everytime you see a bike with a Bikejet, you top it up with wee?

One for the boys obviously, my balance isn't that good.........


No worries, I got your back...
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PostPosted: 15:07 - 24 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's always raining here so no need for me so far this millennium, but I do find it funny that the Aaronses would consider this a mortal danger to all motorcyclist, and could not get their heads around why smearpal (aka bikejet) exists.

Somebody would deliberately get their visor wet!
Ah hang on, the inventor actually rides bikes you say.
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PostPosted: 15:51 - 25 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Th current advertising campaign / reviews etc are just to raise awareness ready for when the kickstarter goes live. Smile

The aaronseseses are a bit weird if they consider this competition for scampal. 1) this actually exists so if anything - an upcoming rainpal would be competition for BikeJet... however - see point 2.

2) they are not even remotely similar 😂 Even assuming jizzpal existed, his pitiful 20ml manual spray shite wouldn't last 10miles.

Peace out Smile

Ps they can fill them with whatever they want if they buy one. Smile
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 25 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope you're not uber-estimating the intardtubes' attention span, is all.

If you like, I can call you up with some reasonable questions, record you shrieking autistically down the phone, then set up a parody site to keep interest going.

By "I", I of course mean "Ste".
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 25 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
I hope you're not uber-estimating the intardtubes' attention span, is all.

If you like, I can call you up with some reasonable questions, record you shrieking autistically down the phone, then set up a parody site to keep interest going.

By "I", I of course mean "Ste".



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PostPosted: 22:16 - 26 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Packaging is almost ready .....

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Ste
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PostPosted: 22:40 - 26 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hawkeye1250FA wrote:
just to raise awareness ready for when the kickstarter goes live.

The thing is, nobody really cares until they can actually buy one. Razz

"BikeJet is still in development so the final tweaked production model is still to be revealed, but once it is the company will be running a Kickstarter campaign to raise funds for a first production run where early adopters will be able to snag one for 12.99 half the predicted 24.99 RRP. Ill post a link when they go live in February/March."

How much do you need to raise?
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 26 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So each person that contributes on kickstarter will fund their own individual BikeJet.

Any profit will go towards getting BikeJet injection moulded.
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 27 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
How much do you need to raise?

Why don't you go ask your mummy?
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