How to show that you're a biker?

[adengtg]

Hmm, was wondering if theres a way to show that you're a fellow biker if you arent wearing your gear or arent on the bike... Other than screaming at the top of your lungs when one rides past.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

We all innately know, so if you're not picking up the vibe you're not a real biker.
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[Ste]

You've not been taught the secret handshake?

It's a bit like this but with more nodding. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5fxu0zKkFA

[Skudd]

Bikerdar. A bit like Gaydar.

When you know .......... you know.
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Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Monkeypony]

Why would you care? Most bikers are fucking dicks. Just as most human beings are fucking dicks.

You haven't joined a club, you've just picked a fun mode of transport
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Current bike - 2018 H2-SX, 2004 SV1000s, 2016 Aprilia RSV4 RF, 2017 Sherco SERF 300, 2003 Suzuki DRZ400 (stolen - AY53 JUU)

[Old Git Racing]

Carry an unused baffle around with you.

OGR
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[Skudd]

Perhaps a limp or a few scars. Maybe an eye missing.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[ThatDippyTwat]

some wear lots of leather, some wear branded gear, but most of us don't care if you know. It's not important
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'98 VFR800 (touring) - '12 VFR800 Crosrunner (Commuting) - '01 KDX220 (Big Green Antisocial Machine)

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Jump queues. Don't worry, they'll understand.

[Irn-Bru]

#ukbikelife hoodie






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KTM 990 SMT & Suzuki DR-Z 400 SM

[wristjob]

i ride a motorcycle.
bikers are all dicks.
i ride my bike for fun or to get somewhere.
bikers like to clump together and stand about while other bikers act like dicks.
motorcyclists with family may go to a motorsport event in a car,or without family may go on the bike.
bikers will go to a motorsport event in a car and change into bike gear so people will know they are "bikers"(ive seen this many times and they get pissy with you if you point laugh and call them dicks)
bikers ride about in big groups causing problems by going slow in a group or riding like twats in a group.
bikers spell bikers with a Z, twats

[redeem ouzzer]

Hi Arcane.
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[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

I usually leave my zip partially down which shows a hint of lace.
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[recman]

https://s13.postimg.org/56mxv8ohj/biker-patches.jpg

[bacon]

Being referred to as a biker makes me cringe

[Hawkeye1250FA]

Doesn't apply, I turn up on a bike. It's fairly obvious.
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[Kawasaki Jimbo]

[duhawkz]

Real men take their teeth out and smile at them.

#armchairexperts
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[Hawkeye1250FA]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[struan80]

A small penis and an empty wallet.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

^^^I call it a clitoris and I'd prefer it if you'd stop spying on me.
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Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
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[Ariel Badger]

[owl]

Personally I leave a used condom hanging off my knob, oh yeah and leave your knob out, you know to show dominance and stuff
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[Polarbear]

I have a wallet on a chain.
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