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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 10:45 - 11 Feb 2018    Post subject: Ste is a cunt Reply with quote

I left my phone at his place last night. He kindly messaged me to let me know he had it but....

When I got it back 10 minutes later it was full of nobcat pictures.

Cunt!

Same time next week?
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ThoughtContro...
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PostPosted: 12:44 - 11 Feb 2018    Post subject: Re: Ste is a cunt Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:

10 minutes later it was full of nobcat pictures.


It could have been worse mate, he could have messaged them to your mother or missus Razz
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 12:50 - 11 Feb 2018    Post subject: Re: Ste is a cunt Reply with quote

ThoughtControl wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:

10 minutes later it was full of nobcat pictures.


It could have been worse mate, he could have messaged them to your mother or missus Razz


Mother is dead, Mrs nobby thought it was hysterical.

Fucking bitch...
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PostPosted: 13:13 - 11 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait while you get your phone bill
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Ste
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PostPosted: 13:28 - 11 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

So as it turns out, I was much better behaved with it than anyone else would have been. Razz
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 11 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
So as it turns out, I was much better behaved with it than anyone else would have been. Razz


Can't believe you didn't post as him on BCF, or did you? Thinking

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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 11 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

My phone requires a code to do anything of any importance, BUT... you can access the camera and the torch without having to enter the code...
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PostPosted: 14:48 - 11 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
My phone requires a code to do anything of any importance, BUT... you can access the camera and the torch without having to enter the code...


OMG! Where do you think that torch has been Shocked
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 11 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
My phone requires a code to do anything of any importance, BUT... you can access the camera and the torch without having to enter the code...


OMG! Where do you think that torch has been Shocked


Check the camera...
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 11 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well here is a Blue Peter badge image to join you knob cat jpg.s
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PostPosted: 16:56 - 11 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

A damp cloth should remove most 'debris'.
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 11 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
A damp cloth should remove most 'debris'.


Maybe, but it's going to take a lot more than Cillit Bang to cleanse your retinas Very Happy
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