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PostPosted: 21:29 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Some thing fishy going on Reply with quote

A man ended up in hospital after wanking himself off with an anglerfish stomach.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:59 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely a johnny would have been in order Thinking
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
Sleeping Tell me something new.


Is tugging your tail with a fish gut glove, a regular occurrance round your house
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PostPosted: 23:01 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Started off with perch as a lad..passed down from father to son.
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 22 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like its got a firm plaice in your heart, it must have really stirred your sole
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PostPosted: 00:23 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tut Tut You're not catching me with that one.

Edited to highlight this is the most subtle fish pun in the thread, and as I've highlighted this fact I have in fact forfeited that status. Brick Wall
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PostPosted: 02:07 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did he progress to an angler fish from a codpiece?
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PostPosted: 11:12 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Re: Some thing fishy going on Reply with quote

duhawkz wrote:
A man ended up in hospital after wanking himself off with an anglerfish stomach.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/22/man-used-anglerfish-stomach-masturbate-ends-hospital-7333148


Shocked Shocked what the hell is wrong with some people ? Evil or Very Mad

I guess hes a dab hand at this sort of thing?
Good job he used the stomach and not the mouth Shocked
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PostPosted: 11:20 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Re: Some thing fishy going on Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:

I guess hes a dab hand at this sort of thing?

Hey! I saw that! Folded arms
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PostPosted: 12:50 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope we are not about to b-roach a series of poor fish puns here... Sorry to carp on,. but its been done.
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PostPosted: 14:54 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whale oil be damned, what a strange story.

There's a time and plaice for everything but that's too far.

Fish.
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PostPosted: 15:13 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

She was only a fisherman's daughter, but it was love at first sight of her wrasse.
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

She was only a fisherman's daughter, but she lay on the slab and said 'fillet'...
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PostPosted: 19:29 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's like any other addiction, very easy to get hooked.
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PostPosted: 20:05 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

It gets my seal of approval



I know, it's a mammal not a fish
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PostPosted: 20:18 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn, I love a pun-fest but I can't think of a single one, and now even "seal" is taken. Very Happy

An observation: since the creature had spent all its life in the sea why did Jap Si ( Peter Kay's Car Share) think salt would disinfect it?
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 23 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
Tut Tut You're not catching me with that one.

Edited to highlight this is the most subtle fish pun in the thread, and as I've highlighted this fact I have in fact forfeited that status. Brick Wall


Thanks for the clarification, that one got away from me.
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PostPosted: 16:07 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The problem with fish jokes is that there are only so many fish that fit the puns, and then its just moray the same.
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just for the halibut..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
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PostPosted: 18:58 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stop- I can't take A. Nemo.
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PostPosted: 19:04 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not sure I can hake any more of these puns.
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're not on porpoise.
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
They're not on porpoise.

They fucking are you stupid cod. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I should give up Shaggy. Eel never let you have the last word.
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