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Triton Thrasher
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
The problem with fish jokes is that there are only so many fish that fit the puns, and then its just moray the same.


Unless you take a lateral line of thinking.
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

We've all been reeled in.
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're all a grouper chubsuckers.
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
You're all a grouper chubsuckers.


Stop carping from that perch up there.
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 24 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

He'd have got away with it too, if it hadn't been for those pesce bacteria.
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PostPosted: 05:14 - 25 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

He can't wait to try the squid. Why would anyone put their winkle through that?
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PostPosted: 07:23 - 25 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Limpet is now.
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 26 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can we scale it back a bit please?
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PostPosted: 12:38 - 26 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure we have had a net gain on good puns here!
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PostPosted: 12:41 - 26 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Although I do wonder if we have been gulled into thinking a s(t)urgeon had to remove it from his winkle Whistle

Thats bad, very bad
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 26 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Time to stop floundering around looking for fish puns now.
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PostPosted: 13:35 - 26 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's spent too long living like a monk.
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PostPosted: 14:50 - 26 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cod knows how long this is going to go on for Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 15:42 - 26 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I announce this Threadfin!
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PostPosted: 17:59 - 26 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Codwin’s!

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PostPosted: 20:46 - 27 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wasn't there a movie in the eighties about this? A Fish Called Wanka?
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PostPosted: 00:33 - 28 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

He was fed up with catching crabs.
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PostPosted: 00:39 - 28 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a shelfish story.
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PostPosted: 11:02 - 28 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Killifish-joy. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 28 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

mpd72 wrote:
Val wrote:
He was fed up with catching crabs.


crustacean
krʌˈsteɪʃn/Submit
ZOOLOGY
noun
plural noun: crustaceans
an arthropod of the large, mainly aquatic group Crustacea, such as a crab, lobster, shrimp, or barnacle.

fish1
fɪʃ/Submit
noun
1.
a limbless cold-blooded vertebrate animal with gills and fins living wholly in water.
"the huge lakes are now devoid of fish"


I see you fell for the red herring.
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PostPosted: 14:19 - 28 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:

I see you fell for the red herring.


bnp72 has sold his fishing jokes quota to the EU already...hence me here filling the fish for him.

It's tuna empanadas puff pastry
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 28 Feb 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

mpd72 wrote:
crustacean
krʌˈsteɪʃn/Submit
ZOOLOGY
noun
plural noun: crustaceans
an arthropod of the large, mainly aquatic group Crustacea, such as a crab, lobster, shrimp, or barnacle.

fish1
fɪʃ/Submit
noun
1.
a limbless cold-blooded vertebrate animal with gills and fins living wholly in water.
"the huge lakes are now devoid of fish"


What are shellfish then?
Jellyfish?
Starfish (quiet at the back).
Silverfish?
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