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PostPosted: 08:19 - 07 Sep 2019    Post subject: Naked pensioner caught having sex with a cow fined £8 Reply with quote

A pervert pensioner was arrested after locals caught him wandering around a field naked after romping with a cow.

Manoon Bunjin, 68, dragged the female cow into bushes in Songkhla, southern Thailand, before mounting the animal.

But the OAP was caught in the act by locals and reported to police - who fined him just £8.

The two-year-old cow, Non was saved by her horrified owner after he spotted the naked man mounting the beast from behind.

The farmer was previously told by neighbours that one of his animals had been sexually assaulted multiple times while she was walking around the field eating grass.

He then found the old man, naked and with his legs covered in semen.

The owner called passers-by to help restrain the elderly man, who refused to admit his bizarre sexual behaviour - claiming that he was only strolling around looking for plants.

The farmer also took pictures of the perv to use as evidence.

Manoon was fined just 300 Baht (£8) for public nudity but escaped punishment for having sex with the cow, as Thailand lacks any bestiality laws.

Lieutenant Colonel Ronan Surawit, Deputy Director of Police Hat Yai Police Station, said: ''We brought him for questioning where he eventually admitted for the scandalous behaviour.

''Maroon was fined for 300 baht (£8) for public nudity before being released.''

Outraged resident Preecha Chaimunee, 50, said: ''I was driving past the area when the owner cried for help, so I help him catch this pervert.

''We saw sperm stains on his legs and also on the area where he tethered the cow. So we thought that he must already finish having sex her when we caught him.''

The lecherous pensioner put his clothes back on and was taken to the police station, where he admitted having sex with the animal before he was caught.

He also said that he had previously had sex with animals several times after seeing his friends doing it and ''enjoying themselves''.

Manoon said: ''The cow was not hurt and I only did it for pleasure. I have friends who have done it before and they told me it felt good so I wanted to try.''

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PostPosted: 08:23 - 07 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Should just buy his own cow and take it indoors.
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PostPosted: 08:24 - 07 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moo means Moo.
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PostPosted: 09:09 - 07 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The cow was naked as well. Somewhat provocative!
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PostPosted: 09:20 - 07 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was those pesky udders, hanging there, not covered like any good female should be Whistle
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PostPosted: 09:27 - 07 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
It was those pesky udders, hanging there, not covered like any good female should be Whistle


You missed out “pert!”
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PostPosted: 10:32 - 07 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clicked on link.

So many questions Shocked

But mainly the second story featured.

"Man accused of sexually assaulting a beaver...."

Dam!
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PostPosted: 12:09 - 07 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

We Found 579 Clips With "Sex With Cow"
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PostPosted: 13:03 - 07 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/329632
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PostPosted: 14:56 - 07 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

yen_powell wrote:
Moo means Moo.


Again I wish to register my disappointment that there isn't a "PMSL" option in the ratings drop down Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:41 - 07 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Triton Thrasher wrote:
The cow was naked as well. Somewhat provocative!

Not to mention it was a "female cow" too...
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PostPosted: 16:49 - 07 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

How does one drag a cow anywhere? especially a pensioner
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PostPosted: 16:56 - 07 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

8 quid, you say?
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 07 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

doggone wrote:
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/329632
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Hang on. So he passed out at the ceremony and when he did the others decided to drown the cow. Why? The article just ends and doesn't say why FFS!
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PostPosted: 00:12 - 08 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
8 quid, you say?



£8 plus £560 airfare and possibly £200-300 hotel and booze for a week.

You could stay in the HoneyMooooon suite too.
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PostPosted: 00:54 - 08 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
8 quid, you say?


Apparently for £2 she'd toss you off...
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PostPosted: 09:09 - 08 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
8 quid, you say?


Apparently for £2 she'd toss you off...


Don't milk it.
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PostPosted: 12:35 - 08 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

How dairy
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PostPosted: 13:48 - 08 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

kerr wrote:
How does one drag a cow anywhere?


Like this:

http://orig10.deviantart.net/f860/f/2015/059/5/7/cow_in_dress_and_high_heels_by_deboche-d8jthbc.jpg

Or conversely, this-

http://images.esellerpro.com/2152/I/664/07/AA-8932_1600.jpg
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PostPosted: 03:52 - 09 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please! This whole thread has become udderly ridiculous Rolling Eyes

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kerr wrote:
How does one "drag" a cow...


Like this:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d2/3e/de/d23ede5c535a10f521bd6729c75769ab.jpg
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 09 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The farmer missed a trick. Or rather mussed getting his cow to turn tricks.
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PostPosted: 19:32 - 09 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:


Do you do bar mitzvahs?
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 12 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thailand?

Hmm.. I thought it was going to be another Uddersfield scandal
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 12 Sep 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thailand has no bestiality laws.

mpd wants to retire to Thailand.

Coincidence? Thinking
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