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grr666
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PostPosted: 16:30 - 08 Apr 2018    Post subject: I bet that stings a bit... Reply with quote
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5591245/Father-36-reveals-horrifying-list-injuries-crushed-1-4-tonne-Mercedes.html

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Most gruesome of all, his urethra had been left 'hanging by a thread'.
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https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/04/08/13/4AF2000300000578-5591245-image-a-17_1523188900500.jpg[/u]
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 08 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
They make it sound like 1.4 ton is a lot for a car.

This comment made me chuckle
https://i.imgur.com/QzKnVtd.png

My F3 sure does make a horrible noise Razz Laughing I started it today and watched 2 kids cover their ears.
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PostPosted: 17:14 - 08 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
"his urethra had been left 'hanging by a thread'."

Rule 34.
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 08 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Father.
Daughter's name.
Dad.

OK we got the message.

Would it have been

Not a father

Calling some girl's name.

No one's dad.

If the injured party had no offspring?

Journalists are a spunk-load of total wank and ruin a good story with their unnecessary shite.

Edit: Tail rotor-less chopper used which is 10 out of 10 for safety of ground personnel. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 08 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
We Found 4 Clips With "Urethra Hanging By A Thread"

We Found 3,549 Clips With "Urethra"

Shocked Confused Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 08 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
We Found 4 Clips With "Urethra Hanging By A Thread"

We Found 3,549 Clips With "Urethra"

Shocked Confused Laughing


Yikes how big is your hard drive Shocked
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PostPosted: 02:54 - 09 Apr 2018    Post subject: Re: I bet that stings a bit... Reply with quote
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described by doctors as Britain's worst crash victim to survive


Many broken bone, ruptured artery. No serious head injury? loss of limbs? organ damage? burns?

Probably not even close to the worst injurys on a surviving crash victim.
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PostPosted: 08:52 - 09 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Didn't make it onto the spillcount though
Where's the simplistic paint drawing

Joking aside he is a lucky man though where the mail got POTENTIALLY life changing injuries from is a joke in itself
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 09 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
"his urethra had been left 'hanging by a thread'."
Rule 34.

I would like to know how his "urethra was left hanging by a thread" without also his "penis was left hanging by a thread"? Much better DM headline, shurely? Maybe moron reporter hadn't put two and two together...
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 09 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:

Journalists are a spunk-load of total wank and ruin a good story with their unnecessary shite.

Edit: Tail rotor-less chopper used which is 10 out of 10 for safety of ground personnel. Thumbs Up


Couldn't be bothered to read it, but I do hope they told us how much his house cost. Or at the very least, how much the Mercedes cost.
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PostPosted: 13:24 - 09 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wheezybiker wrote:


Joking aside he is a lucky man though where the mail got POTENTIALLY life changing injuries from is a joke in itself


The blood clot is the one that would worry me after surviving and being patched up. An acquaintance of mine survived quite horrific injuries in a bike accident, only to have a shifting blood clot, attributed to his accident injuries, kill him some months later.
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 09 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fuck me! He lost a lot of skin, going by that photo. Epic gravel rash.
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