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Bozzy.
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 19 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
So.
Lets get down to the nub of things here.
Do you like to just suck them or do you like em up your poop chute?
We don't mind, you can tell us.


Jeez, c’mon...we don’t need to know the ins and outs

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PostPosted: 22:47 - 19 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

You need a pet snake, that'll sort out the ducks, chicken and hamster.

About being receiver in a gay bar, well I find it odd a woman (I presume she is one, I mean Hellkat) came up with that, as many girls ''like''/do anal with no questions asked and even more girls don't mind having a PhD* in their mouth. Thinking

*Pretty huge dick
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PostPosted: 01:44 - 20 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's odd about that? (yes I am a woman, Rhyno you dozy pillock, quite definitely)

Besides, I'm only askin' what most of the men were thinking:
What kind of a shirtlifter is Paul when he's mincing about?
(I didn't think of him being an uphill gardener himself, I have to admit, that seems a more alpha tendency than I was prepared to give him credit for)

Cos if he's going to swing both ways, we *all* need to know whether we have to stand upwind or downwind of him.

I'm unconcerned about any other benders on the forum, they've comported themselves about the place with distinction, like proper men - so there's no issue with them.

But this is *Paul* Shocked Puke
Nobody will be safe in the showers with him.
I've seen his bubblebath pic, its very scary.

Poor poor Smiler Crying or Very sad he probably feels tarnished now, Paul's admission of Smiler-related deviance will have sullied his innocence forever.
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PostPosted: 10:42 - 20 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
(yes I am a woman, Rhyno you dozy pillock, quite definitely)


I concur. All woman!
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 20 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

yall weird
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 20 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Despined_By_Ex wrote:
yall weird


No we are not. Razz
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PostPosted: 16:30 - 26 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

but yes i dont find mens buttholes attractive....

so you can guess what my job is


and again
yall weird
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PostPosted: 09:07 - 27 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd agree with whoever said it above - buying stuff can make you feel good at the time but it will break you, both financially and emotionally if you let it.

Don't buy stuff that will tie you down. Ducks, ok. Just don't get a dog.
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PostPosted: 10:08 - 27 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baffler186 wrote:
I'd agree with whoever said it above - buying stuff can make you feel good at the time but it will break you

What, men's buttholes? Shocked
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PostPosted: 12:57 - 27 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mate, I want a duck Laughing

I however have gliders and a cat, so no more pets.

My advice, use that passport and book a week away to a different location every few months if funds allow.
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PostPosted: 13:38 - 27 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
Mate, I want a duck Laughing

I however have gliders and a cat, so no more pets.

My advice, use that passport and book a week away to a different location every few months if funds allow.


ducks are fucking awesome pets!
messy and stink but banterful

my bantam chickens are more like house pets, they do live in the house so pretty much like fluffy almost flying dogs
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 27 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Live on a boat.

I get Mum & Dad Swan tapping on the side hatch in the morning wanting their breakfast. It gets a bit hectic when they have half a dozen cygnets though, sometimes they are half in the boat after food.

I get ducks as well, last year one moved in and made a nest on my fore deck.

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17352371_10208900827264274_6397022806300408295_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeEjxa3XfXx4P-T5rnsT9Laxts0Dg7BcBRPt5dNcHAeUyLYsYlhmKWh-Ki3_v0Am6nUQXamgBhUgOJhWgIPmoLpFJClCPIBPlkuJ3jtJvzk3fQ&oh=ff8a32575b902ddec7adc417d9568870&oe=5B983FFA

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PostPosted: 15:14 - 27 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p206x206/17265035_10208878524066708_6218872796195904564_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeE61Vc8Wnu84iBTU9myJNUtt4KzEbzrCJkHg5S6tUbnUFyIWNpf-LV0kQ3UGfBzsn-RNU_8XtAb4yg8zgejiB5CM_F61lhi3e2XKuipv-WguA&oh=df49660b1d76891953248413361684cf&oe=5B96F863

Well, that's your breakfast sorted.
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