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Freddyfruitba... |
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Freddyfruitba... World Chat Champion
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Posted: 13:16 - 24 Apr 2018 Post subject: World's first penis and scrotum transplant |
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Yes.
I'll just leave this here... ____________________ KC100->CB100N->CB250RS--------->DL650AL2->R1200RS->R1250RS |
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Fizzoid World Chat Champion
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Tracey Suntan-King World Chat Champion
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Brings new meaning to the word strapadictomy.
A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. You probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway. Now you're going to be OK, you'll walk again, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but your penis was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."
The bloke groans a bit and the doctor goes on "But it's going to be alright, we have the technology now to build you a new one that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch".
The bloke perks up at this, even though it's a thousand pounds an inch.
"So the thing is" the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. It's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a vital role in helping you make the decision."
The bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the next day. "So" says the doctor "Have you spoken with your wife?"
"I have." says the fellow.
"And has she helped you in making the decision?"
"She has," says the bloke.
"And what is it?" asks the doctor . . . . . . . .
"We're having a new kitchen" ____________________ Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right |
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Nice work if you can get it. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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RhynoCZ Super Spammer
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https://i.imgur.com/WSVlIyj.mp4 ____________________ '87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
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M.C Super Spammer
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According to one study, 1,367 male servicemembers sustained injuries to the genitals between October 2001 and August 2013, with 31% of those injuries affecting the penis.
Another reason not to go to war. I saw something about they're given armour for down there, but it's uncomfortable/hard to move around in so most soldiers don't wear it.
I'd be wearing it 24/7 |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 3 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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