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PostPosted: 12:56 - 29 Oct 2004    Post subject: Just recieved my pants. Excellent stuff Reply with quote

I supplied a story to handleitorloseit.com about 3 months ago or something stupid.

https://www.flybytheseatofyourpants.com/pants_stories.html

And im famous now Very Happy

For those who cant be arsed to do the link.

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Story submitted by Richard Amess from Stevenage

I was riding on one of those rare warm dry winter days, giving it a bit of stick. Anyway I went to throw it round some dually roundabout at about 60 odd, started losing the back end and the bike swung round. I put all my weight on the left foot pedal and got it to purchase again, thought shit that was close.

Then realised I was heading straight at the foot high concrete barrier at about 45-50 at least. I slammed the bars to full lock, counter steering like a gimp and managed to hit it at a slightly shallower angle of about 20 degrees as opposed to 90. Only thing is, the wall was magnetic somehow, so my leg and fairing are taking the rap and I had to smack off with my arm to get off and away.

Stayed on the bike though. (Results: dead leg for about a week, ruined jeans, lump taken out of my right pinky, demolished indicator and very scratched fairing.



So who fancies buying this lovely pair of pants off of me Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 29 Oct 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Story submitted by Ian Davenport from Bexleyheath

Flying through the night - having been riding/driving for 20 years (I should know better) one summer night in Rhodes (Greece) at approximately 02:00am after having been drinking, my friend and I stupidly went for a ride. We went around there little mountain roads to cool down as it was around 110 degrees, all we were wearing were shorts and tee shirts.

For the first few miles we were fine (we thought) and then into complete darkness and then into complete nothingness. We had ridden straight off the end of the road and OH SHI!!! And started falling. Now being that there was no light we had no idea where/what or how far etc, all you could hear was the screams of two dying men(we thought)filling there pants.

Thankfully after about 35/40 feet we hit - and hit it hard we did! Tackle first on the tank, stumbled, bounced and fell over clutching our manhood and messy pants.

If ever you want an instantly sobering solution this was it - I DO NOT RECOMEND IT though

Laughing Laughing I found his story scarier! Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:07 - 29 Oct 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

craigie b wrote:

Laughing Laughing I found his story scarier! Laughing Laughing


Agreed !

But then again they have put on a sotry about a guy having a slight slide on gravel on an overtake.... i think mine beats that.
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PostPosted: 14:31 - 29 Oct 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pfft I did that ages ago! Razz
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PostPosted: 15:51 - 29 Oct 2004    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
Pfft I did that ages ago! Razz


What was that?:

Arrow Submitted a story?
Arrow Bounced into a concrete barrier?
Arrow Drove off a cliff?
Arrow Or (Rolling Eyes) had a midget slide on some gravel
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