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 Visitor Q $25 whore

Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Karma :     
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 Posted: 12:56 - 29 Oct 2004 Post subject: Just recieved my pants. Excellent stuff |
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I supplied a story to handleitorloseit.com about 3 months ago or something stupid.
https://www.flybytheseatofyourpants.com/pants_stories.html
And im famous now
For those who cant be arsed to do the link.
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Story submitted by Richard Amess from Stevenage
I was riding on one of those rare warm dry winter days, giving it a bit of stick. Anyway I went to throw it round some dually roundabout at about 60 odd, started losing the back end and the bike swung round. I put all my weight on the left foot pedal and got it to purchase again, thought shit that was close.
Then realised I was heading straight at the foot high concrete barrier at about 45-50 at least. I slammed the bars to full lock, counter steering like a gimp and managed to hit it at a slightly shallower angle of about 20 degrees as opposed to 90. Only thing is, the wall was magnetic somehow, so my leg and fairing are taking the rap and I had to smack off with my arm to get off and away.
Stayed on the bike though. (Results: dead leg for about a week, ruined jeans, lump taken out of my right pinky, demolished indicator and very scratched fairing.
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So who fancies buying this lovely pair of pants off of me  ____________________ China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
From September 2014 to January/February 2015 I will not be using any English, nor reading any. As such, I won't be on here. PM at will, but I won't be checking/posting unless in emergencies. Certainly not for the first couple of months. Please berate me savagely if I break that rule... |
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Joined: 26 Jul 2004 Karma :     
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Story submitted by Ian Davenport from Bexleyheath
Flying through the night - having been riding/driving for 20 years (I should know better) one summer night in Rhodes (Greece) at approximately 02:00am after having been drinking, my friend and I stupidly went for a ride. We went around there little mountain roads to cool down as it was around 110 degrees, all we were wearing were shorts and tee shirts.
For the first few miles we were fine (we thought) and then into complete darkness and then into complete nothingness. We had ridden straight off the end of the road and OH SHI!!! And started falling. Now being that there was no light we had no idea where/what or how far etc, all you could hear was the screams of two dying men(we thought)filling there pants.
Thankfully after about 35/40 feet we hit - and hit it hard we did! Tackle first on the tank, stumbled, bounced and fell over clutching our manhood and messy pants.
If ever you want an instantly sobering solution this was it - I DO NOT RECOMEND IT though
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Agreed !
But then again they have put on a sotry about a guy having a slight slide on gravel on an overtake.... i think mine beats that. ____________________ China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
From September 2014 to January/February 2015 I will not be using any English, nor reading any. As such, I won't be on here. PM at will, but I won't be checking/posting unless in emergencies. Certainly not for the first couple of months. Please berate me savagely if I break that rule... |
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Pfft I did that ages ago!  |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 21 years, 235 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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