Horny

[doggone]

Well that's not something you want jumping out at you.
Bovine ambush.


It didn't actually hit me properly, just brushed alongside.
An indicator stem looked broken but it popped back into place.

[Howling Terror]

Guess it herd you coming.
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[pepperami]

“Kin ell” bet that was a butt clenching moment!

Hmmm? I might need to report you to the vegan society for attempted cow murder with a motorcycle
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[doggone]

It fell over but jumped up and seemed OK.
There are sheep roaming there but the cow had escaped from an adjacent field and wasn't used to traffic.
https://youtu.be/nwnoBI7QXvY

[pompousporcup...]

that could have been worserer.

[Blah blah]

I dunno, you get overtaken by a cow and then it cuts you up... what is the world coming to ??

[recman]

The steaks were high.
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[Bikeless]

Did you steer out of the way.

[brains_t]

Could have burger up your ride

[Analogkid]

You certainly had a mooment there, I'd be hoofing it up to the farm and asking for monies, milk the situation for all it's worth, and don't take any Bull.





I'll get me coat...

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[grr666]

Silly cow, get off the road!!
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[Fin]

A pat on the back for that one surely!