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Ste Not Work Safe
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Posted: 23:03 - 31 May 2018 Post subject: OAP makes poo pump to spray poo through friends letterbox |
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"A pensioner stored his own poo in a container for two months before shoving it through a friend’s letterbox in a bitter dispute.
Geoffrey Holroyd-Doveton, 75, used a ‘home-made pump’ to spray the excrement into Donald Wicks’ home as a disgusting act of revenge.
The former mates had fallen out as Holroyd-Doveton thought Mr Wicks had contributed to his recent divorce and ‘ruined his life’, a court heard.
But the OAP travelled more than 160 miles from Rotherham, South Yorkshire, to Mr Wicks’ house in Braintree, Essex, with poo he had stored for two months and splattered it into the home. It caused £4,000 in damage.
CCTV had recorded Holroyd-Doveton outside the property on the night of the offence in New Year’s Day this year. The pensioner was given a two-month suspended sentence today at Ipswich Magistrates’ Court after admitting criminal damage. He will also have to complete 80 hours’ unpaid work. The chairman of the bench, Michael Cadman, called it ‘a pretty horrific offence.’ He added: ‘[It’s] almost as bad as I have seen in my 30 years as a magistrate.’
Lesla Smith, prosecuting, said Holroyd-Doveton had planned the act for some time. He pooed into the container two months prior to the offence and created a pump with which to spray the faeces. Mr Wicks, who was on holiday with his wife at the time of the offence, described it as ‘despicable and disgusting’ and said it had left him anxious and unable to sleep."
https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/30/man-75-uses-home-made-pump-to-spray-his-poo-through-friends-letterbox-7592037/ (article has photos of the shit)
Such an act of revenge is inspirational and the two month suspended sentence for spraying two months of shit through a letterbox makes it seem all the more interesting.
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doggone World Chat Champion
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Would have expected more than a few splats for two months worth. |
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When I was around 10, a fat dole sponger that lived near me put a yoghurt pot lid on my head for shits and giggles.
I retaliated by posting a particularly pungent dog turd through her letterbox a few weeks later.
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Revenge is best served .... Pungent and atomised ____________________ I'm Sam; Northern, Ginger, Lover
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My grandma told me that someone used to constantly let their dog shit on her lawn, so she picked it up, followed them home and put it through their letter box. Wonder if she'd get the same kind of sentence for returning their property? ____________________ DRZ400-SM
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Was there a political aspect to this crime, or is it a growing trend?
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Tracey Suntan-King World Chat Champion
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How much poo?
If he’d been storing it for 2 months, does that mean 2 months worth, or two months old?
Pensioners don’t a lot so there might not have been all that much.
Also, what did he use as a propellant? Solid poo would need to be mashed and diluted to get it through the pump nozzle. Or, is he naturally loose-stooled?
So many questions....... maybe I’m over-thinking this but there’s an awful lot more we’re not being told.
Ooh yes and, exactly how much Febreze did it take to get rid of the pong?
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Rape alarm or 2 outside someones window at 3am on a sunday evening |
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Welcome back old school BCF .
I nearly shat myself laughing, reading this thread and the link
What goes through someone’s head to hatch a plan where they crap in a bucket and keep it for two months and then travel all that way to put through someone’s letterbox . ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 317 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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