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Howling Terror
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PostPosted: 16:38 - 23 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ever noticed that people who ride red bikes are also cnuts ....best thing to do is pull to one side and let us go about our business. Razz
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fite fite fite.
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 23 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
Ever noticed that people who ride red bikes are also cnuts ....best thing to do is follow them around for a bit, pull them over and let them know exactly what they're doing wrong and just how to fix it.
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PostPosted: 18:42 - 23 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
OP for ban hammering. Mr. Green
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OP grips n rips.....errr cardboard. Razz

recman gonna need a faster bike aren't yer. Razz
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OP for ban hammering. Mr. Green


Non-Mod with the Ban hammer lifted high above OP.
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 23 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
Ever noticed that people who ride red bikes are also cnuts ....best thing to do is pull to one side and let us go about our business. Razz

Being trailered to the nearest Italian bike shop?

Just getting a doge in this fite.
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Come on now lads, steady on
we've all had a drink.
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PostPosted: 00:34 - 24 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
Ever noticed that people who ride red bikes are also cnuts ....best thing to do is pull to one side and let us go about our business. Razz

Being trailered to the nearest Italian bike shop?

Just getting a doge in this fite.

That's why I have 2. Very Happy
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I have a red bike, does this make me a c*nt?
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PostPosted: 07:38 - 24 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
pepperami wrote:
I have a red bike, does this make me a c*nt?

No being a c*nt makes you a c*nt.... the red bike just confirms it HTH Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 10:12 - 24 Jun 2018    Post subject: Re: Anyone else notice a correlation .... Reply with quote
The_west wrote:
Between owning a black 4x4 and driving like an utter c*nt?


Double points if it's got a private plate; triple if it's using the wrong font or obviously mis-spaced (although you still can't understand what name they're aiming for).
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pepperami wrote:
I have a red bike, does this make me a c*nt?

No, but having a red cunt does indicate you might be a bike.
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CBA to individually click on the post rating - I hereby rate the whole thread extremely funny.
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 24 Jun 2018    Post subject: Re: Anyone else notice a correlation .... Reply with quote
defblade wrote:
The_west wrote:
Between owning a black 4x4 and driving like an utter c*nt?


Double points if it's got a private plate; triple if it's using the wrong font or obviously mis-spaced (although you still can't understand what name they're aiming for).


Quadruple points if it a diplomatic cuntmobile
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 24 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Does the colour matter if it's a Volvo?
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 24 Jun 2018    Post subject: Re: Anyone else notice a correlation .... Reply with quote
The_west wrote:
Between owning a black 4x4 and driving like an utter c*nt?


Do you play golf?
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PostPosted: 20:07 - 24 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Does the colour matter if it's a Volvo?
A superb tankvehicle, sling the clubs in the black V90 and off I go cnuting off for a round.
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 24 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
mentalboy wrote:
Does the colour matter if it's a Volvo?
A superb tankvehicle, sling the clubs in the black V90 and off I go cnuting off for a round.


Musicians who have to work for a living play golf, something does not compute?
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 24 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
I don't play golf but I do like a chocolate covered biscuit.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/McVities_Club_Mint_biscuit_%28whole%29_%28UK_version%29.jpg/320px-McVities_Club_Mint_biscuit_%28whole%29_%28UK_version%29.jpg

Musician.... Laughing ..... Thinking ...... Crying or Very sad
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Howling Terror wrote:
I don't play golf but I do like a chocolate covered biscuit.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/McVities_Club_Mint_biscuit_%28whole%29_%28UK_version%29.jpg/320px-McVities_Club_Mint_biscuit_%28whole%29_%28UK_version%29.jpg

Musician.... Laughing ..... Thinking ...... Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 23:28 - 24 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Anyone fancy a race? Laughing
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Thought it was just audi drivers....
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PostPosted: 18:06 - 25 Jun 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
biker7 wrote:
Anyone fancy a race? Laughing


If you promise to use the Hardly.
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