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PostPosted: 19:27 - 13 Jul 2018    Post subject: Bodyguard has bought a car.... Reply with quote

Someone told him to fit bucket seats and keep a good grip on the steering Very Happy

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-44819316
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 13 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mot'd worse.
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 13 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

What? Looks alright to me? What? It only needs a little bit of a tidy up Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 13 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

TFA wrote:
Police said the driver has been reported to court

I'm sure that Mr John Smith of No Fixed Address is going to show up. Sure, to be sure.
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 13 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bodytard is dead.
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PostPosted: 20:23 - 13 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is what appears to be either a kazoo or a hash-pipe lying on the floor in the first picture. I'm not sure which would be more worrying.
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 13 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Bodytard is dead.

Well, I suppose if he is, there is nothing we can do to change that.

But perhaps he is horribly fucked up and in a hospital bed, like that other chap who disappeared and came back (Unitysomebodylongname) with such a bad head injury it seemed like he was a nut-job, when in fact he had had a bad accident and then tried to return to this forum months later, and nobody could understand what had happened to him and how it had affected him.

What if Bodyguard is in the same situation. I could believe it of many of you that you just wouldn't care.

But I really fear that, and I wouldn't want it to happen, even to somebody I didn't like.

I hate that people might go, oh hellkat what happened to her, she was fun, the daft old tart ... and then not really know or care very much, cos their life goes on as normal, but cos you get spirited away in an ambulance into a different world of hospital stuff and recovery, and your people are so busy worrying about you that they wouldn't think to add info re what happened to you, in places like here.

Then when you come back and go "Hello" in some kind of a nasal dopey retard voice - and nobody knows or believes that its really you ... the goofy sardonic one with the big tits ... and then give you a really hard time and you couldn't understand why they didn't know it was you, and wouldn't listen when you explain what happened to you. The painful humanity of not being able to express who you are, that you really are you, on a faceless forum where people only know you by one dimension.

It would be really horrible.
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PostPosted: 23:34 - 13 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

An alternative narrative is he overstepped the line, got his card marked (I've had him on enemy for years and would have banned him a long time ago) then flounced.
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PostPosted: 00:09 - 14 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The big difference is that most of us have made connections offline and at least one other on the forum would know that something had happened.

Jizz didn't manage a single friend.
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PostPosted: 09:22 - 14 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
The big difference is that most of us have made connections offline and at least one other on the forum would know that something had happened.

Jizz didn't manage a single friend.


I think someone did meet him irl and said he was fairly ok, which makes it more difficult to understand his dickishness on here.
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PostPosted: 09:26 - 14 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's actually a sane and normal individual. His online presence stinks.
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PostPosted: 17:58 - 14 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
He's actually a sane and normal individual. His online presence stinks.


So what is out of place with that on this forum? Thinking

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PostPosted: 18:04 - 14 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:


What if Bodyguard is in the same situation. I could believe it of many of you that you just wouldn't care.



I'd care.

It would win me a £50 bet.
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PostPosted: 22:52 - 14 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
He's actually a sane and normal individual. His online presence stinks.


I thought the only person from here who'd met him irl was skudd, who'd bought his old vara off him.
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 18 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
Paddy. wrote:
He's actually a sane and normal individual. His online presence stinks.


I thought the only person from here who'd met him irl was skudd, who'd bought his old vara off him.


I'm sure cripple pol met him, or at least lived near him at one point when bodytard lived with his mum.
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 18 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think theres one or two others that know him in real life, waffles or raffles I can't remember which has helped out a couple of times

And I think wizzzard lives in his general locality.
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 18 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fin wrote:
I'm sure cripple pol met him, or at least lived near him at one point when bodytard lived with his mum.

Bodytard was living with Pol's mum? Thinking
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 18 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Fin wrote:
I'm sure cripple pol met him, or at least lived near him at one point when bodytard lived with his mum.

Bodytard was living with Pol's mum? Thinking


Duh.... that's the "princess" he was protecting/shagging Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 18 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The thread twists onwards and downward.

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PostPosted: 01:29 - 19 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fin wrote:
I'm sure cripple pol met him

And that's supposed to make us feel secure. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 01:36 - 19 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bodytard was living with Pol's mum?


Don't be silly.
There was some desperate and rancid old wizard's sleeve he was constantly bragging about reaming.
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PostPosted: 08:40 - 19 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am I sad because I sort of miss him.

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PostPosted: 21:25 - 19 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fin wrote:
I'm sure cripple pol met him, or at least lived near him at one point when bodytard lived with his mum.


He has his own van.

https://i.imgur.com/RW0ndXJ.png
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 19 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Fin wrote:
I'm sure cripple pol met him, or at least lived near him at one point when bodytard lived with his mum.


He has his own van.

https://i.imgur.com/RW0ndXJ.png


Rated as funny, but they could have photoshoped the side of the van to drama rather than drains.... bloody amateurs Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 20 Jul 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

duhawkz wrote:
I think theres one or two others that know him in real life, waffles or raffles I can't remember which has helped out a couple of times

And I think wizzzard lives in his general locality.


Bion I actually met wizzzard at a bcf bbq a few years back - he came late on the saturday night iirc. He couldn't find anywhere to buy some baccy so I gave him some of my cutters choice. As we smoked, I said who's the guy you're with there - he smiled and said Warped. I looked over and thought nehhh....can't be. And laughed. I said eh up - turned back to Wizzzard and said nice one - but who is it really? Anyone off the forum? He just smiled again and I don't remember what he said to that. Anyway, neither of them stayed and rode back up north that night.
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