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goto10
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 02 Aug 2018    Post subject: Whatever happened to Creg Fites ? Reply with quote

[aka CaNsA]
Prison / Hospital / Monastery
/ none of the above?
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 02 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's got the novichok bad aids. Sad
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 02 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
He's got the novichok bad aids. Sad


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PostPosted: 15:10 - 02 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I only wish I could tell you, but there's that pesky superinjunction Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 15:22 - 02 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

As no one knows, I can only assume...

https://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/golden_flounce.jpg


(I'm guessing someone really does know, and that he's not deaded or anything)
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PostPosted: 15:31 - 02 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

goto10 wrote:

(I'm guessing someone really does know, and that he's not deaded or anything)


He's not dead.

Creg had a meeting with Khaaaaan. Khaaaan pushed him and pushed him about a product that doesn't exist called Rai..P...Enterprises. Let's just call it R.A.P.E. Creg told him it was an honest cop, guv, and to take him in. But Khaaaaan wasn't only interested in R.A.P.E - Khaaaan was more interested in the Kodi boxes Creg was selling under the banner of Kodi Utilised Net Technologies, or K.U.N.T for short.

Creg was convinced he was doing porridge unless he gave up K.U.N.T but eventually he spent so much time with Khaaaaan that Khaaaan became infatuated with him because of his forum inspired sick Tattoo, or F.I.S.T for short. Khaaan so wanted Creg's F.I.S.T that he was prepared to give up K.U.N.T and forget all about the R.A.P.E that Creg had been up to

And they lived happily ever after as a shining example of multi-culturalism Wub
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PostPosted: 15:44 - 02 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg is currently missing, presumed to be have joined an otherkin movement.
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 02 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste for Borg!
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PostPosted: 15:58 - 02 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Rogerborg is currently missing, presumed to be have joined an otherkin movement.


Rogerborg wrote:
I passed the test. I remain Rogerborg.


He has diminished into the West.
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 02 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

piazza wrote:
Ste for Borg!


True luuuurve! Wub
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PostPosted: 18:00 - 02 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

YFPOS.
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 02 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
YFPOS.



Yay, a love-in fest thread Wub

Paul Weller for mod.
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PostPosted: 18:33 - 02 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
YFPOS.



Yay, a love-in fest thread Wub

Paul Weller for mod.


ISWYDT. Very Happy

Ste for Borg (or Tef or CaNsA)
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 02 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does anybody want to buy shares in a racehorse with me?







Oh pardon me, I thought I had wandered into the non sequitur bullshit about boring BCF history thread.
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 03 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I own a metro

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PostPosted: 22:55 - 04 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

He is in my cellar.

Working as forced labour on "PainPal" an electic shock collar with built in wipers.
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PostPosted: 00:09 - 05 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
He is in my cellar.

Working as forced labour on "PainPal" an electic shock collar with built in wipers.


You know you could be on to something there. I'm sure there are a few people who want their subs to have PainPal.

Will it take long to get past the development stage? Perhaps a little crowdfunding. Enough to pay for next years BCF BBQ Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 08:00 - 05 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Painpal Thinking ... that could work.


Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:22 - 05 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm currently in the development stages of a revolutionary laundry detergent to wash bike clothing.

Stainpal (®)
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PostPosted: 10:34 - 05 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
I'm currently in the development stages of a revolutionary laundry detergent to wash bike clothing.

Stainpal (®)


Gets rid of skidmarks Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 05 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
MCN wrote:
I'm currently in the development stages of a revolutionary laundry detergent to wash bike clothing.

Stainpal (®)


Gets rid of skidmarks Laughing


Does that explain why Bodytard has been absent for a while?
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PostPosted: 11:15 - 05 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

FretGrinder wrote:
Does that explain why Bodytard has been absent for a while?


That is our other product, only recently brought to market:

Insanepal (®)

Removes and prevents insane from affecting you.
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PostPosted: 19:17 - 05 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
FretGrinder wrote:
Does that explain why Bodytard has been absent for a while?


That is our other product, only recently brought to market:

Insanepal (®)

Removes and prevents insane from affecting you.


I'll take 10, ta Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:32 - 05 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

YFPOS.
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 05 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:

Insanepal (®)

Removes and prevents insane from affecting you.


Can we have a whip round and get one for Asharin, then, cos I think he needs one badly right now.
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