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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 19:38 - 26 Aug 2018    Post subject: What's wrong with this pic? Reply with quote

Whilst browsing a car parts page I saw this
and thought "hang on!"

https://i.imgur.com/fnRWRd0.jpg
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PostPosted: 19:47 - 26 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are not real and that spanner is comically too big for that bolt.
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 26 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

They've still got their shirts on?
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PostPosted: 20:21 - 26 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could be twins, most likely same model shopped in.
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 27 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

A real car 'mechanic' would be using his adjustable spanner.

OGR.
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 27 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old Git Racing wrote:
A real car 'mechanic' would be using his adjustable spanner.

OGR.


A real car mechanic would have said he'd already done it, without a spanner going near it.
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PostPosted: 23:54 - 27 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guys nuts aint big enough...anyone else would have hit it with a welder right?
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PostPosted: 01:36 - 28 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

They look like a couple of faggots who are warming up to get tore into each other.

What's wrong with that in these times of enlightenment?

You Home-O'Foabs.
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PostPosted: 07:49 - 28 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

H&S would have a field day with t shirts. Uncovered arms, no eye protection. Hard hats incase the ramp came down on their heads. Rolling Eyes

The list is endless.
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 29 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah it was that spanner caught my eye
then realised its cos they're models and you cant trust nuffin on tinternet
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 29 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

WD Forte wrote:
Yeah it was that spanner caught my eye
then realised its cos they're models and you cant trust nuffin on tinternet


Au contraire, if it's on the internet, it must be true.
I'm gonna get me some of those special spanners. No more rounding off nuts, even damaging the plating on your fancy chrome domes will be a thing of the past Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:54 - 29 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

why no wimmin and blacks and muslims and somebody disabled...

it's such a racist picture
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 29 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Johnnythefox wrote:
why no wimmin and blacks and muslims and somebody disabled...

it's such a racist picture


Just for you,

https://atlantablackstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ladymechanic-Nigeria.jpg

Well, would you ever expect that to run again Whistle
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 29 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Johnnythefox wrote:
why no wimmin and blacks and muslims and somebody disabled...

it's such a racist picture


Just for you,

https://atlantablackstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ladymechanic-Nigeria.jpg

Well, would you ever expect that to run again Whistle


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PostPosted: 14:11 - 30 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about having some people who don't identify as either male or female?
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PostPosted: 14:54 - 30 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

It reminds me of this piece of equality titled, “Beautiful woman repair soldering a printed circuit board” by Rob Byron."

https://i0.wp.com/makezine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/stock-photo-beautiful-woman-repair-soldering-a-printed-circuit-board-204001492.jpg
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PostPosted: 15:08 - 30 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://i.imgur.com/PgCce3m.png

So, you can fix a board, then you can fix a bike and if you can fix a bike then you can fix a car. If you can fix a car then you can learn to fix a Lynx Mark 8 Helicopter, a Pacific 24 seaboat, a four and a half inch naval gun, a Samsung radar system or a Type 45 Destroyer. And when you can fix all that, you'll be a Royal Navy Engineer.

What's wrong with the picture above? Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 30 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThoughtControl wrote:
It reminds me of this piece of equality titled, “Beautiful woman repair soldering a printed circuit board” by Rob Byron."

https://i0.wp.com/makezine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/stock-photo-beautiful-woman-repair-soldering-a-printed-circuit-board-204001492.jpg


OUCH Laughing

She must have asbestos fingers............

unless the soldering iron is off and it's a fake Tut Tut (I can't believe that, can you Cool )
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PostPosted: 15:26 - 30 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
https://i.imgur.com/PgCce3m.png

So, you can fix a board, then you can fix a bike and if you can fix a bike then you can fix a car. If you can fix a car then you can learn to fix a Lynx Mark 8 Helicopter, a Pacific 24 seaboat, a four and a half inch naval gun, a Samsung radar system or a Type 45 Destroyer. And when you can fix all that, you'll be a Royal Navy Engineer.

What's wrong with the picture above? Laughing


Crank arms are on the piss!
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 30 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
ThoughtControl wrote:
It reminds me of this piece of equality titled, “Beautiful woman repair soldering a printed circuit board” by Rob Byron."

https://i0.wp.com/makezine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/stock-photo-beautiful-woman-repair-soldering-a-printed-circuit-board-204001492.jpg


OUCH Laughing

She must have asbestos fingers............

unless the soldering iron is off and it's a fake Tut Tut (I can't believe that, can you Cool )


Latest EU regs - soldering irons can't be more powerful than 5W.
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PostPosted: 15:35 - 30 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

winz wrote:
Crank arms are on the piss!

There's something else as well. Wink
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PostPosted: 15:44 - 30 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
https://i.imgur.com/PgCce3m.png

So, you can fix a board, then you can fix a bike and if you can fix a bike then you can fix a car. If you can fix a car then you can learn to fix a Lynx Mark 8 Helicopter, a Pacific 24 seaboat, a four and a half inch naval gun, a Samsung radar system or a Type 45 Destroyer. And when you can fix all that, you'll be a Royal Navy Engineer.

What's wrong with the picture above? Laughing


Dem pedals be a bit on da piss
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 30 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's not wearing his burqua
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PostPosted: 15:47 - 30 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

rpsmith79 wrote:
Dem pedals be a bit on da piss

Razz
18 minutes earlier, winz wrote:
Crank arms are on the piss!
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PostPosted: 17:27 - 30 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
https://i.imgur.com/PgCce3m.png



What's wrong with the picture above? Laughing


He's using a spanner on a quick release wheel skewer.
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