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PostPosted: 13:43 - 31 Aug 2018    Post subject: Man stole mother-in-law's corpse from funeral parlour Reply with quote

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-45367080
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PostPosted: 14:51 - 31 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:55 - 31 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

he "didn't want to bother" his wife who "still to this day doesn't know what happened".

Therefore he went to the local press.
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PostPosted: 15:43 - 31 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

It looks like a somewhat sad story. It's hard to see what else he could have done.

"Medway Funeral Directors in Strood Manager Robert Lawrence told BBC Radio Kent..."

So it looks as though that chap originally contacted BBC RK, who interviewed the said "body-snatcher", anonymously.

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PostPosted: 15:48 - 31 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wasn't called Norman Bates was he?
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 31 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
he "didn't want to bother" his wife who "still to this day doesn't know what happened".
Therefore he went to the local press.

Anonymously, apparently Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 31 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The question we all want answering is "Was there cum dribbling out of her corpse when it arrived at the new funeral directors?"
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PostPosted: 17:42 - 31 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

But its all difficult running a funeral directors.

The language is all wrong for it.

Directors meeting of the Funeral Directors (when the business is losing money).

Chair, "Gentlemen, our business is dying."

Board, "Yes, it's our business innit."

Chair, 'Sorry, what I mean is, we'll have to get rid of some people."

Board, Yes we deal with that too. It's our business."

Chair, "Oh.. Fuck this, you morons..."
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 31 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
The question we all want answering is "Was there cum dribbling out of her corpse when it arrived at the new funeral directors?"


Necrophilia, its dead boring
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 31 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

He'll get a stiff fine.
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 31 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
But its all difficult running a funeral directors.

The language is all wrong for it.

Directors meeting of the Funeral Directors (when the business is losing money).

Chair, "Gentlemen, our business is dying."

Board, "Yes, it's our business innit."

Chair, 'Sorry, what I mean is, we'll have to get rid of some people."

Board, Yes we deal with that too. It's our business."

Chair, "Oh.. Fuck this, you morons..."


Well I found it funny Laughing
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duhawkz
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 31 Aug 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The man raided Rochester's Butterfly Funeral Services having heard it was going bust, Kent Messenger reported


What I want to know is how a funeral directors, goes bust. Have fewer people been dying recent, if so is that down to brexit or immigration?
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