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hellkat
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 16 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
You're getting vaginal dryness, and I'm getting "Date Russian Women".
Shocked what an interesting twist of fate.

Thank you, but I already have one Russian woman in my life, who keeps me more than overwhelmed with the entertainment of being Russian-ness. I can safely say I don't feel the need for any more than that.
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PostPosted: 10:55 - 16 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
They should have gone with, "8 out of 10 pussies."
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fatjames
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 17 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Doesn't foreplay still resolve this issue? Seems to work for most of my victims.
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Freddyfruitba...
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 17 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
You're getting vaginal dryness, and I'm getting "Date Russian Women"

And I'm just getting EDF trying to install a smart meter.
Go figure Sad
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Riejufixing
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PostPosted: 12:55 - 17 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
And I'm just getting EDF trying to install a smart meter.
Go figure Sad


Tell them to hop it.

I've heard that the reason for these things being pushed is largely due to a future need to regulate supply, due to for instance electric car charging.
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Freddyfruitba...
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 17 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Riejufixing wrote:
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
And I'm just getting EDF trying to install a smart meter
Tell them to hop it

Oh damned right! There are plenty of reasons not to have one, and no decent ones to have one.

I noticed recently while browsing for new energy tariffs that a lot of them are now stating that allowing a smart meter to be installed is a prerequisite for signing up. It will be interesting so see how that one pan out...
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 17 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:

Oh damned right! There are plenty of reasons not to have one, and no decent ones to have one.

I noticed recently while browsing for new energy tariffs that a lot of them are now stating that allowing a smart meter to be installed is a prerequisite for signing up. It will be interesting so see how that one pan out...


And some are saying they won't take you on if you already have a smart meter fitted. Go figure. Question
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 17 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
'Vaginal Dryness' topic reaches two pages long in internet biking forum shocker.

No wonder this place is fucking dying.
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PostPosted: 15:13 - 17 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Someone will bring up Hitler, or his deeds, in a minute
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PostPosted: 16:45 - 17 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
Someone will bring up Hitler, or his deeds, in a minute


Rumour has it Eva suffered from it. Whistle
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 18 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pjay wrote:
'Vaginal Dryness' topic reaches two pages long in internet biking forum shocker.

No wonder this place is fucking dying.


Topic was Olde BCF type of thing.
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Courier265
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 18 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pjay wrote:
'Vaginal Dryness' topic reaches two pages long in internet biking forum shocker.

No wonder this place is fucking dying.


Lets make it THREE Pages.....
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PostPosted: 23:59 - 18 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pjay wrote:
'Vaginal Dryness' topic reaches two pages long in internet biking forum shocker.

No wonder this place is fucking drying.


IFTFY
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PostPosted: 15:01 - 20 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
No, FannyPal is a scam, standards are dropping here.

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PostPosted: 18:05 - 20 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
SquirtyPal, for those damp moments when your Mrs gets more than a little bit overexcited.
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 20 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
SquirtyPal, for those damp moments when your Mrs gets more than a little bit overexcited.



Oh! I wonder whether anyone's a fan of Henry Purcell (~1659 to 1695), the famous English composer?

I wonder whether he's been mentioned here before. He wrote lots of things..... including various "catches".

Try this, written over 400 years ago, around 1600. Smile "As Roger last night..."

https://youtu.be/AiNDh_dXXbY?list=PL52CF65EACA871B81

P.S. Try "Young John the gard'ner", or "Once, twice, thrice I Julia try'd".

Great fun. It's all new nowadays, of course.... no-one's ever been rude before, and sex was only invented in the 2000s...
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