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PostPosted: 15:55 - 21 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

crapped in a cat little on the second landing if you must know Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:12 - 21 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

dodsi wrote:
So, like a responsible new cat owner I took ‘missy’ to the vets for checkup and start of the innocuations course. The vet gave ‘her’ a good look over and found bollocks... so He is now called Clive.

Clive is a very friendly and relaxed 10 week old kitten, he sits on you or beside you sleeping. Follows us around the place and is great with our daughter. He has only hidden once when I turned the hoover on but otherwise he is a fantastic little confident chap that is more into cuddles than teararsing about being a nightmare.


Get Clives' balls removed as soon as you can Thumbs Up He can be a gender neutral cat. It's his right Whistle
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PostPosted: 18:23 - 21 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is a good example of why you should never make assumptions about gender.

Whether Clive has got balls or not doesn't determine its gender. It might not even identify as a cat but you never even thought of that. Crying or Very sad

Dunno how you ask a cat what its pronouns are though.
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PostPosted: 09:50 - 22 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

mpd72 CPT wrote:
It wouldn't be acceptable for a cat sized dog to curl one out on your neighbours lawn, so it should be no more acceptable for a cat sized cat to do the same.


You mean something like a Fox Wink
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PostPosted: 15:28 - 22 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

mpd72 CPT wrote:
The moment foxes start becoming domestic pets, you'll have a valid point. Wink


Ahh, so only domestic pets shit on your lawn then, not wild foxes

Thats fine then, carry on
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PostPosted: 17:16 - 22 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

What most of these anti-cat retards fail to understand is that without cats (shitting on their precious lawns) they'd have rats (infecting their precious children).

Oh, you thought it was the council keeping the local rat population down? Bless.
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 22 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
What most of these anti-cat retards fail to understand is that without cats (shitting on their precious lawns) they'd have rats (infecting their precious children).

Oh, you thought it was the council keeping the local rat population down? Bless.


Evidence shows that ain't so. See the appendix of:

https://www.mammal.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Domestic-Cat-Predation-on-Wildlife.pdf
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 22 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rat populations would be kept down if humans didn't drop litter everywhere. Sad
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PostPosted: 19:19 - 22 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Rat populations would be kept down if humans didn't drop litter everywhere. Sad


Yup. I don't think I've ever seen a rat in the countryside. Plenty around in town, though, and in gardens where birdseed is spilt.
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PostPosted: 19:27 - 22 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only ones I've seen in the countryside were dead ones that had been caught by a cat. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 22 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Only ones I've seen in the countryside were dead ones that had been caught by a cat. Laughing


Really in the countryside, or at a house in a rural location? Still. I have seen them bring back rabbits. Cat-caught rabbits, nearly put "rabbis" there, oops, don't taste good though.
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PostPosted: 20:07 - 22 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rural and countryside are the same thing. Wink

There's a lot more rabbits for them to catch than there are rats.
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 22 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Rural and countryside are the same thing. Wink

There's a lot more rabbits for them to catch than there are rats.


I meant outside in the fields and hedges, not in people's gardens. Still, yes rabbits. There are often huge numbers of them. I wonder why. Most puzzling....

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PostPosted: 06:17 - 24 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

My old cat used to do both, wabbits and pigeons. Gotta love'em Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 11:26 - 26 Oct 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I chastise my cat any time he even looks at a bird.
He’s learnt to stay away from birds.

He’s a damm good mouser/ratter.
Bless him, he keeps the mice and rats at bay around here.
We have stables just down the road from us and still we see no rodents.

As for attracting rats, with bird seed and litter. That’s not going to happen around here.
Very small amounts of seed go on the bird table so everything is eaten by the end of the day.

Works for me.
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 10 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chinaboy wrote:
My little boy with the new cat/kitten that found it's way to our house.
https://i.imgur.com/qfSzX9r.jpg



Unbelievable.... my wife and children went out at 4pm and just arrived back home, only to find my little boy's cat knocked over in the road dead. My son is devastated. 3 cats in 4 weeks.
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PostPosted: 09:13 - 11 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riejufixing wrote:
Ste wrote:
Rat populations would be kept down if humans didn't drop litter everywhere. Sad


Yup. I don't think I've ever seen a rat in the countryside.


I see a fair few all around - in barns, darting from hedgerows, dead at the sides of roads. They're furtive critters, but they're everywhere. Next door to us had bird feeders hanging up and rats infested that bit of their property. They were running along the top of our fence to get there. It was basically a feeding frenzy (we live in the back of beyond btw - arguably one of the most rural parts of the country).

One day, neighbour said ooh we had an owl perched on the garage the other day. I said yeah, it's always there actually - know why? She said I think there's more of them nowadays. I said well er, possibly. Also, though, the dropped grain from your bird feeders is attracting hundreds of rodents which in turn brings predators such as owls. If you stand quietly by the window you'll be able to see lots of rats running around, and climbing up and down the fence.

The bird feeders were all gone a couple of days later.

This neighbour had lived for 30 years in the countryside, and worked for the Wildlife Trust. I grew up in a city and moved to a more rural location in my 30s. Just like rats, there are good arguments against universal suffrage all around.
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PostPosted: 10:47 - 11 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had mice under my shed. Then the dog hunted and ate them and now I don't have mice under my shed. I know this
mainly because the dog no longer stares at the shed intently whilst belly flat on the floor trying to see under it. Laughing
I have a friend in the USA with a pair of thoroughbred Weimeraners and apparently his have a thing for small rodents
and the like are very keen to find them, but his dogs bring them back to him. The hunting is a Weim trait as is the bringing
things back to you, they make superb retrievers. However Gracie is half Doberman and they tend to eat what they find/catch.
So our girl finds them, hunts them, catches them, shows them to us, then bogs off and scoffs them. Laughing Proper dog. Wub
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 11 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have never known a more stupid mammal than my in-laws' old Wiemaraner. It was like it actually didn't have a brain.
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