Revenge ideas anyone?

[The Shaggy D.A.]

[Mellitula]

[Ste]

[Mellitula]

[Sister Sledge]

[MCN]

My fav is dogshite smeared under the car door handles. It gets spread all through rest of the car.

Dogshite Sandwich Parcel.

Make sandwich spread thick with dogshite. (fresh ones spread easier)
Post through letter box.
They push the door open and the sandwich is spreaded over the carpet.
Added bonus is that they do not notice and tramp it through the house.

But you have been paid out so morally you have no right to any come-back.
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Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN.

[mentalboy]

You will never see anyone piss their pants so quickly than when you turn up on their doorstep with a nutcase mate and a meat cleaver and proceed to 'advise' them about future consequences whilst you hold their hand down on the kitchen table and nutty mate rants on about cleaver and hand relationship.
Disclaimer: Don't hang out with Coke dealers if you've got a weak stomach
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Make mine a Corona.

[Sister Sledge]

Having so many flash backs to a series of events that got bigger and bigger.

As a joke I sent for a free miniature vibrator for the father in law. He showed at my house one day and was 'massaging' his neck with it and looking for my reaction - he sussed me!

That old bastard got me a revenge attack. It was a dark Autumn evening and I'd just come in from work. A knock at my door and once opened I found a fella who'd shown up to give me a bible reading. He had an obvious glass eye and a false arm. That false arm was tied to a large leather case which held his large bible. He'd traveled 10 miles by bus to read me some verses because someone had told him I had some troubles! He didn't get in my door - I explained some sick bastards these days and closed the door - I knew it was my father in law.

My revenge for that? 20 tons of farm manure dropped at and over his front garden gate. Literally blocking access to his house. I lost though because that old bastard sold it to his neighbours!!
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CCM 404 DS

[Mellitula]

Well folks I've enjoyed the replies. I'm not going to torch their flat, threaten anyone with a meat cleaver (that was a truly scary story), smear any kind of shit on their handles. I contemplated spamming them with junk mail, but nope.
As I've said no-one lost out. I've got my money back, the seller got their money, and the toe rags got a free set of CROCHET HOOKS.

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[dydey90]

[Bubbs]

[Mellitula]

[Ste]

They're now listed on eBay, gumtree or facebook for sale groups.

[Sister Sledge]

Crochet hooks?!
(checks Ebay for most expensive ones.. OMG!)
Never ever did I think a set of crochet hooks could cost so much..
(£212 if anyone asks)
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CCM 404 DS

[owl]

[WD Forte]

Buy them a rabbit for christmas and in January when theyre out to work sneak in and kill it, skin it and and pop it in big pan
Bring it to the boil then reduce the heat to a simmer
add few vegtables and herbs possibly a clove of garlic too
A touch of chili sauce will give a warming winter broth for them to sup on.
Some fresh baked baguettes and normandy butter is a nice to have to with stew as well.
I'l leave the wine choice up to you
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bikers smell of wee

[Disco Panda]

I’m curious, how did you manage to get reimbursed when the seller successfully sent the item to the specified address and there is confirmation it was delivered?

[Mellitula]

[Mellitula]

[mentalboy]

[Hawkeye1250FA]

As I'm now in the market and am Contemplating some of these now....

I've had a further thought.

How would one go about sending some mail to someone... Without putting the correct amount of postage on it? So they have to go to the post office to (a) collect it and (b) pay for the privledge?
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[owl]

[M.C]

[Hawkeye1250FA]

I'm also thinking for added effect, the envelope should be plastered in "big als homsexual sex aid emporium".
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1993 RF400R - 2002 Bandit 1200 - 2012 1250 FA