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ThatDippyTwat
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PostPosted: 20:59 - 22 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
All of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU4J5BHfx6M
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PostPosted: 13:39 - 23 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not clicking any links in case they are Wham.

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PostPosted: 13:40 - 23 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
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Not work safe!!! https://open.spotify.com/artist/1fFRFFdA2wGTTWmKyOAtYw
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 23 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing fuck off, aint clicking Laughing Laughing

Anyway, I'm with the "all songs" camp.

Someone sent me a Christmas compilation of "bad ass Christmas" songs but I'm not playing it until the day ... just in case.
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PostPosted: 13:53 - 23 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 28 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Worst Christmas song?

Not work safe!!! https://open.spotify.com/artist/1fFRFFdA2wGTTWmKyOAtYw


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PostPosted: 17:04 - 28 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Weirdly "Suck my Nipple" washed over me almost unnoticed, it was like a flabby whitebread sort of Grace Jones effort.

But the one about the sticky cock ... I couldn't get past more than thirty seconds of it before I wanted to reach into the computer, scuffle about a bit and find the perpetrator of such gaudy nonsense, i.e., punch the singer in the face. Dear oh dear oh dear. The emancipation of the female species. Its all going terribly wrong, isn't it.
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PostPosted: 17:34 - 28 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 28 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
east 17

one of my pet hates, cunty ear-ring & baseball hat wearing chavs in fluffy collared coats singing a shitty song in fake snow


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PostPosted: 18:22 - 28 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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one of my pet hates, cunty ear-ring & baseball hat wearing chavs in fluffy collared coats singing a shitty song in fake snow


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It's a great parody of a Christmas song Smile They sure as shit can't sing.
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 02 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Band aid's, 1984 Do they know it's Christmas was alright-ish.
Then got re-released in 1989 with Kylie, Jason, Cliff etc. and it was bad.
Then got re-released sometime in the 2000's and was even worse, tried to stick some rap in there.
Then tried again a couple of years ago but rap artists wouldn't take part because it was lyk dissin' africa y0.
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PostPosted: 18:29 - 02 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
Band aid's, 1984 Do they know it's Christmas was alright-ish.
Then got re-released in 1989 with Kylie, Jason, Cliff etc. and it was bad.
Then got re-released sometime in the 2000's and was even worse, tried to stick some rap in there.
Then tried again a couple of years ago but rap artists wouldn't take part because it was lyk dissin' africa y0.


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bhinso wrote:
Then got re-released sometime in the 2000's and was even worse, tried to stick some rap in there.

Wasn't that Dizzee Rascal? I object to what he does being called rap Folded arms

bhinso wrote:
Then tried again a couple of years ago but rap artists wouldn't take part because it was lyk dissin' africa y0.

Really? Smile

I saw an interview with Bob Saint Geldof and he basically said he did it as he was a has-been and didn't want to be forgotten.
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 04 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
M.C wrote:
bhinso wrote:
Then got re-released sometime in the 2000's and was even worse, tried to stick some rap in there.

Wasn't that Dizzee Rascal? I object to what he does being called rap Folded arms

bhinso wrote:
Then tried again a couple of years ago but rap artists wouldn't take part because it was lyk dissin' africa y0.

Really? Smile


ya rly.
Also, the line "Thank God it's them instead of you" was replaced to be less rasis.

To quote from wikipedia "Liberian Robtel Neajai Pailey, a researcher at the School of Oriental and African Studies argued, on BBC Radio 4's Today, that the question "Do They Know It's Christmas" was meaningless, as most of the victims were Muslim. She described the song as "unoriginal and redundant" and said that it was "reinforcing stereotypes", painting the continent "as unchanging and frozen in time" and was "incredibly patronising and problematic"

Bob Geldof responded by saying "Please. It's a pop song. Relax." He also said that those critical of the lyrics could "fuck off"

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PostPosted: 14:23 - 04 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
"Feeeed the wooorld... Let them know it's Raaaa-ma-dam".
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Lyrics fit nicely, but not really appropriate as festival is about fasting.
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PostPosted: 11:28 - 08 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
"do the know its Christmas time at all"

Well yes actually as the majority are Christians..

"there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas"

Apart from on top of some of the highest mountains in the world, where there is always snow...
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PostPosted: 15:39 - 08 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Stop dissin the Africa Sad Sad Tut Tut
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PostPosted: 04:41 - 09 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Step Into Christmas and Thank God It's Christmas both sound like contractual obligation songs to me.


Worst Christmas song is I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every day. I mean the beardy twat just hasn't thought it through;

The first Christmas day once his wish is granted would be fine, much like normal.
The next day, Christmas again, no shops open or anything, have to re-wrap the pressies opened the day before to open them again, better hope you took the paper off neatly rather than tearing. Plenty of leftovers to eat.
Third Christmas day, only the crappy little party food things no-one will eat are left; you're starting to remember what's in which parcel. Getting harder to fake the surprise and delight. You wish your relatives would shut up and F off. But they can't - it's Christmas tomorrow.
Fourth Christmas day, shops still shut, milk has run out, despair at not being able to make tea sets in.
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Seventh Christmas day, the people who got given guns for Christmas are now in charge of what's left of the country. It's all gone a bit Mad Max, but cold and drizzly. Never mind, it's Christmas tomorrow Smile


That was so good, my sides hurt. Very Happy
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ya rly.
Also, the line "Thank God it's them instead of you" was replaced to be less rasis.

To quote from wikipedia "Liberian Robtel Neajai Pailey, a researcher at the School of Oriental and African Studies argued, on BBC Radio 4's Today, that the question "Do They Know It's Christmas" was meaningless, as most of the victims were Muslim. She described the song as "unoriginal and redundant" and said that it was "reinforcing stereotypes", painting the continent "as unchanging and frozen in time" and was "incredibly patronising and problematic"

Bob Geldof responded by saying "Please. It's a pop song. Relax." He also said that those critical of the lyrics could "fuck off"

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For once I actually agree with the sanctimonious twat. Laughing
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