Parking in lay-by on a motorbike

[Vanitore]

Hi Guys,

Just want your thoughts on this was riding through Amesbury if anyone knows it and pulled over on the right in a lay-by as it’s a one way system through the town centre as I needed to pop into the bank, must of been 5 mins I come out face the bike and here a car beep at me and some bloke shouts out his window “come on these spaces are for cars” I then reply with “ since when “ and refused to move because tbh he was being a c*** he calls me a prick and speeds off just wondered if anyone else has had issues with parking in “car” spaces and getting shit for it.

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

Neh - not had any of that kind of shit. Sounds like sour grapes from a pussy whipped cuck whose mrs won't let him have a bike.
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[ThatDippyTwat]

[pepperami]

You should’ve introduced him to prolonged terrible violence , or ignored him and just got on with your day.
Engaging with old grumpy gits like him will just make your day bad.

Or you can fuck with his head by just replying to him with random words, ie “chicken “ , “lamp-post”, “wardrobe” ect
I bet he’d soon shut up and go away muttering something about you being a nutter
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[recman]

Laybys are for number twos.

[wr6133]

The one by HSBC?

The local inbreds seem to get really tetchy if you park in that one. Probably because it's convienent for drink driving when departing the pub on the other side of the road.

[Vanitore]

[ADSrox0r]

[Sister Sledge]

Do not, whatever you do, park on Saltersgate Lane near Consett. That parking is reserved for a very special type of person.. Pull up wearing bike gear and the nice men will paw you.
(anything goes once in the trees..)
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[pepperami]

[Sister Sledge]

[pepperami]

ewww!
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[doggone]

Where was it again

[Sister Sledge]

I wouldn't go - gonorrhea is having a massive uprising in the North East.. or so I'm told.
That plus the bit where you move off the road and onto the verge is a bit shitty and low cars will get damaged.

Yeah the old man was pushing his wrinkly dear onto the punters. He'd have stood there rubbing his crotch and that getting turned on by it all.

Edit:

Here you go. Google have visited and spread their seed onto the old dear too:

https://www.google.com/maps/@54.7832142,-1.8887869,3a,60y,96.06h,86.45t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sfZeHSBSf_3enEGy0018EDQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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[Grubscrew]

Hmmmm, a lay by huh.
Many years ago on my way to Turkey on my XT600 Tenere, I stopped in a lay-by in France, near Geneva(look at the Alps on the way), and whilst I was getting the map out on my ruck sack (kneeling down at the time) this French woman came charging round the corner in her Renault 5 and drove over the soles of my feet and the wing mirror clipped my crash helmet......bloody lucky I’d say.
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