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PostPosted: 20:45 - 26 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Win what?
A race?
Game of cards?
X factor?
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 26 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Travis Bickle wrote:
A battle of wit.


Orang utan then.


/thread
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 26 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you been drinking?

Edit: Him, not you Mr Grrr
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PostPosted: 20:59 - 26 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Travis Bickle wrote:
A battle of wit.


I've never heard either tell a good joke.
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PostPosted: 21:51 - 26 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm still struggling with the concept of a Bornean tree-dwelling hominid made out of a pile of baked egg white confectionery and whipped cream.
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 26 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I'm still struggling with the concept of a Bornean tree-dwelling hominid made out of a pile of baked egg white confectionery and whipped cream.


I don't think gorillas or meringutans bother monkeying around with all that pavlova palaver either.
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 26 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I'm still struggling with the concept of a Bornean tree-dwelling hominid made out of a pile of baked egg white confectionery and whipped cream.


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/50/d0/b0/50d0b0800753917c3a8651c9b13037a1.jpg

Struggle no longer. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 26 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whats with the eyes on that thing.
Looks like its hypnotised, LOL
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 26 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyway, I'll go with
Gorilla
Cos all things gorilla are Cool

*except that they are vegan. I mean, WTF.
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PostPosted: 22:56 - 26 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Travis Bickle wrote:
does it make a sound?

Cannot tell due to the screeching of [name retracted].
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PostPosted: 22:59 - 26 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thinking

*waits patiently for the quoting of Galicians 44.4.322 (int pub. KingJames version, etc)


I dunno about bears, but I had to fire up the wax burner this morning, thank goodness for Yankee Candles and all that other scented bird-nonsense we ladies like to indulge in.
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PostPosted: 23:22 - 26 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Right turn Clyde.
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PostPosted: 23:32 - 26 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Urangutans 1 Gorillas 0
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 27 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Travis Bickle wrote:
I said a murangutang, not a orangutan.


Oh Shit


Mmm. I think even a gorilla would not bother wasting its breath
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 27 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
waits patiently for the quoting of Galicians 44.4.322

<Googles this and gets precisely one hit, which ain't the Bible...>
Thinking
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PostPosted: 18:33 - 27 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who would win in a fight between Winnie the Pooh and Paddington?
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 27 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm... Okay well in the next round Paddington will face off against the winner of

Fred Basset versus Dougal from the Magic Roundabout
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PostPosted: 19:09 - 27 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
hellkat wrote:
waits patiently for the quoting of Galicians 44.4.322

<Googles this and gets precisely one hit, which ain't the Bible...>
Thinking

Thats because I made it up, you drongo Laughing
The point of my post was that I suspect Mr T. Bickle of being Doctor Weirdo McWhats-his-name, the one who posts all those daft faux philosophical/religious posts.
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