What would win?

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[Travis Bickle]

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[Ste]

A sock balloon rather than sock puppet?

[hellkat]

[Travis Bickle]

What would win out of a lobster and a crab?
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[Travis Bickle]

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[grr666]

What would win out of Poundshop Dave and Arcane?
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Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Travis Bickle]

[M.C]

You've just soxxed yourself there.

[Travis Bickle]

[hellkat]

Shut it, Bickle.
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[Travis Bickle]

[hellkat]

Nothing in particular
I just felt like being abusive for a moment there.
I've had a hell of a week.
I've had a hell of a January, come to think of it


I'll revert to being fluffy/pervy shortly.
Normal service will be restored.

Are you really Poundshop Dave in a vibrant new format, then?
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[hellkat]

[Travis Bickle]

Thank god I thought that was enemy number two who had added me to their list. Much like you I just try to be as fluffy and pervy as much as possible, unfortunately we get some uncontrollable random splurges of abusiveness pop out here and there but they're kept to a minimum.

No, I'm not Poundshop Dave nor am I anyone else who has ever been on here in the past or currently. I'm nobody's sockpuppet. I can't think what the purpose of that would be anyway... But it's hilarious that everyone thinks I am.

So if that's what I am, who's sockpuppet would I be?

The definition given by Wikipedia is "A sockpuppet is an online identity used for purposes of deception. The term, a reference to the manipulation of a simple hand puppet made from a sock, originally referred to a false identity assumed by a member of an Internet community who spoke to, or about, themselves while pretending to be another person".

With that in mind it would have to be someone other than this account who has posted in ALL of the other threads I have been involved in, or at least all of the ones I've started myself.

Anyone care to draw up a list of suspects? Make sure you don't include yourself in there.

This is so funny.
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[grr666]

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Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Travis Bickle]

[Travis Bickle]

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[Travis Bickle]

Is it the you make it special line? If so, thanks! My mum always told me I was special... Different.

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[Polarbear]

[Travis Bickle]

I'm still waiting for that list.
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[Travis Bickle]

What would win out of a suicide bomber and a shark?
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