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Pjay
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 12 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
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There were 6 members of the Jackson 5.


Not necessarily. They started with 3 members but varied between 3, 4, 5 and 6 over the years.



Yes, so using basic maths there were 6 members of the Jackson 5.
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PostPosted: 00:11 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
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There were 6 members of the Jackson 5.


Not necessarily. They started with 3 members but varied between 3, 4, 5 and 6 over the years.


But if they started with 3, how come they were called the Jackson 5? Could the stupid bastards not count?
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PostPosted: 09:10 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

No!
It doesn't work like that - op claimed 6 members and I simply pointed out that the number varied constantly throughout the bands careers.
My statement is more accurate.

https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7849/47366584011_3c2d378408_b.jpgJackson Many by Craig David, on Flickr

Given how people are commenting, I could claim to be 6 years old. I was once upon a time and some 6 year old is still inside me. Oops. Now the police are coming..
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PostPosted: 10:44 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you use an imaginary salt shaker to shake salt onto your toungue your brain will trick you into tasting salt.

Very clever!
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PostPosted: 11:28 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bubbs wrote:
Very clever!

Now where's the video of silky. Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:12 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:


When I look at that, I think of Jet Set Willy.
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

St John's Wood is the only London Underground station which doesn't have any letters of the word 'mackerel' in it.

Shocked
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
St John's Wood is the only London Underground station which doesn't have any letters of the word 'mackerel' in it.

Shocked


Now that is worth knowing. Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:43 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
Sister Sledge wrote:


When I look at that, I think of Jet Set Willy.


Jacko had a Jet Set Willy
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PostPosted: 17:25 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dolphins are very creative when pleasuring themselves and their methods include using the bodies of decapitated fish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6U&has_verified=1

You don't deserve to have a job if you think that link is going to be work safe.

Anyway, back to the dolphins. Because their penises are prehensile, they can wrap their sizeable penises around things.
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PostPosted: 17:27 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that why Flipper was always smiling?
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PostPosted: 17:49 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be smiling if I had a penis which could turn corners and be wrapped around things.

Apparently their penises are prehensile in a similar way to the human tongue.
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PostPosted: 17:57 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:


You don't deserve to have a job if you think that link is going to be work safe.


Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is the real Ste coming back??
Now my YouTube is being inundated with fish sex links Sad

There was a swimmer arrested in Northumberland. A dolphin was frequenting the harbour at Amble and the swimmer was 'hitching a tow' by holding the dolphins penis.
In the end, the swimmer got away with it.

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/12651809.Court_clears_swimmer_of_indecency_with_dolphin/

I'm not the swimmer.
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've always been the real Ste.

As we're discussing dirty dolphins it would be rude not to mention Margaret Howe Lovatt. This is really quite disturbing, she was part of a Nasa-funded project to communicate with dolphins and ended up living 24/7 in a house with a dolphin for six months. Laughing

Because the dolphin was a filthy pervert, she started relieving the dolphins urges herself manually and apparently it made their bond closer but the dolphin still wasn't talking.

Having wanked off the dolphin, NASA were curious about what would happen if they fed the dolphin some LSD. As you might expect, the dolphin still wasn't talking so they ended up giving up on the project. Laughing

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Howe_Lovatt

I've just discovered that the BBC made a documentary about it.

"Documentary telling the story of the most extraordinary experiment in the history of animal science. In the 1960s, a powerful and charismatic scientist flooded a house. He then invited a young woman to live there full-time with a dolphin. Their intention was the ultimate in animal research - they wanted to teach the dolphin to speak English. What happened next would change all their lives. For the first time those involved in the experiment reveal the secrets of the Dolphin House."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p020s66x

I'm downloading that now. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 13 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
No!
It doesn't work like that - op claimed 6 members and I simply pointed out that the number varied constantly throughout the bands careers.
My statement is more accurate.

https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7849/47366584011_3c2d378408_b.jpgJackson Many by Craig David, on Flickr

Given how people are commenting, I could claim to be 6 years old. I was once upon a time and some 6 year old is still inside me. Oops. Now the police are coming..


Yes and I count 6 members there.
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PostPosted: 00:27 - 14 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw the dolphin prog, I seem to remember that the dolphin was named Peter. Which is a stupid name for a dolphin. He should have been called Flipper.
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PostPosted: 01:21 - 14 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
I saw the dolphin prog, I seem to remember that the dolphin was named Peter. Which is a stupid name for a dolphin. He should have been called Flipper.


Especially stupid, given the origin of the name Peter and the known flexibility of dolphins in general and (apparently) their penises in particular.
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PostPosted: 02:50 - 14 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have now decided not to swim with Sperm whales, just in case Shocked

This is a very useful thread.
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PostPosted: 07:51 - 14 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I have now decided not to swim with Sperm whales, just in case Shocked

This is a very useful thread.


Don't swim in the sea - what do you think the 'water' is?
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PostPosted: 09:32 - 14 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I have now decided not to swim with Sperm whales, just in case Shocked

A wise decision but you also need to be wary of blue whales.

The estimated weight of a blue whales penis is assumed to be between 390 – 990 lbs. depending on the penises overall size.

Their testicles are also relatively large weighing in at up to 150 lbs per testicle with smaller testicles weighing 100 lbs or less.
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PostPosted: 13:07 - 14 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is making me moist.
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PostPosted: 13:18 - 14 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

TfL call it St. John's Wood. Razz
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