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bhinso
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PostPosted: 13:21 - 14 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
More like St. John's Morning Wood.
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 15:53 - 15 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Interesting fact:

IRA also stands for Islamabad Rugby Association.

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PostPosted: 16:01 - 15 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Back to penises.

The male honey bee.

His penis is doomed to be ripped from his body along with his intestines when he goes looking for love.

After copulating, the end of his penis rips off, his testicles explode and he falls to the ground dead, his abdomen severed from his body.
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 16:27 - 15 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

See, there are some benefits to being a pig.
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PostPosted: 16:32 - 15 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
there are some benefits to being a pig.

Well, more than being a bloody honey bee, anyway.
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PostPosted: 16:57 - 15 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
bhinso wrote:
there are some benefits to being a pig.

Well, more than being a bloody honey bee, anyway.


Yes. I do not think I'd like to have it off like a drone.
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 17:01 - 15 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
No wonder bees are dying out.
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Sister Sledge
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 15 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

See, there are some benefits to being a pig.


So that's why so many are having babies in Blyth..
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 15 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Racist.
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 17 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
If you search gobshites on google maps it takes you to Anfield, Liverpool's football ground.
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 17 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
If you search gobshites on google maps it takes you to Anfield, Liverpool's football ground.

I just searched and it does.
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 17 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

See, there are some benefits to being a pig.


Yer but nobody likes you and the uniform is crap!
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PostPosted: 15:57 - 18 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Realised this week that a copse is a wood that has been coppiced.
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PostPosted: 16:03 - 18 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kate and Gerry McCann backwards spells nnaCcm yrreg dna etak and it makes no sense just like their story.
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 18 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Is this you, Ste?

YouTube star with 21 million subscribers is forced to issue Twitter statement denying he ever had sex with his cat

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6822373/YouTube-star-Shane-Dawson-denies-having-sex-cat.html
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Ste
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PostPosted: 21:09 - 18 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
Is this you, Ste?

Thinking
person wrote:
im sorry for what i said about anything or anyone that was offensive

That doesn't sound like something I'd say.
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PostPosted: 00:11 - 19 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://what3words.com

bike.chat.forums is a 3m square in the middle of nowhere in N.W Canada
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 19 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
The first born shark out of the sacks then eat the other pre hatched sacks to prevent feuds as well as to provide energy.
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 12:06 - 19 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Inb4 "Baby shark do do do do do...." Dance! Dance!
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 19 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
Is this you, Ste?

YouTube star with 21 million subscribers is forced to issue Twitter statement denying he ever had sex with his cat

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6822373/YouTube-star-Shane-Dawson-denies-having-sex-cat.html


I expect his number of followers will increase now, much as has happened with increased R Kelly song streamings in the last few months for some reason.

Like Oscar Wilde once said "The only thing worse than being talked about is NOT being talked about."

Smart bloke, pity he's dead Sad
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 16:39 - 20 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
I didn't realise the Earth was in fact flat, but Logan Paul is about to prove it.

YouTube Star Logan Paul Vows To Prove Earth Is Flat By Visiting Antarctica

https://www.unilad.co.uk/technology/youtube-star-logan-paul-vows-to-prove-earth-is-flat-by-visiting-antarctica

A better headline would be
Logan Paul tries to divert attention from his being caught laughing at dead people

I still remember Tut Tut
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 20 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
thx1138 wrote:
https://what3words.com

bike.chat.forums is a 3m square in the middle of nowhere in N.W Canada


I've just checked my house and the 3 word address is spot on for me as I type this - no I'm not saying which words cos that's my house innit?
I can see the simplicity behind why they did it but I'll never move from postcodes.
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PostPosted: 19:34 - 21 Mar 2019    Post subject: Re: Somewhat (un)interesting things I didn't realise. Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
The duck penis is not straight, but spirals counterclockwise (!) from its base to its tip.


Adds a whole new meaning to the term "screwing".
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Sister Sledge
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 21 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
YouTube has videos demonstrating the uncoiling and inflating of a duck penis if you're interested? A mate told me.

Ste we need more dolphin facts.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 04:33 - 25 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
The word hyphenated isn’t.

The word non-hyphenated is.
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