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Kawasaki Jimbo
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PostPosted: 13:31 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Residents of Milton Keynes can have their shopping delivered by robots.
(I saw one on the path as I passed through the town this morning, and looked it up when I got home.)
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PostPosted: 14:11 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
Residents of Milton Keynes can have their shopping delivered by robots.
(I saw one on the path as I passed through the town this morning, and looked it up when I got home.)


They don't deliver to my area yet. The grandkids are desperate for one to come to our house. Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Humans and the Tyrannosaurus rex are closer on the world's timeline than the T. rex and Stegosaurus.
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wipers are not cool anymore.

There's a car outside with "Kill All Wipers" Crying or Very sad on the back. (Hopefully not on the front too.) So I consulted the biggest library in the world and found this.

https://www.killallwipers.com/products
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PostPosted: 16:48 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

You fucking piece of shit.
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drag Queen Sings ‘Baby Shark’ For Toddler At Drag Brunch


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PostPosted: 17:58 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you know the vagina.
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PostPosted: 13:53 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've just realised that if you live in the Shetland Islands, you don't get to appear on the BCF map.

Mucho sad Sad
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PostPosted: 15:13 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
I've just realised that if you live in the Shetland Islands, you don't get to appear on the BCF map.

Or the Orkneys. Or Norn Iron
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PostPosted: 15:33 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
Residents of Milton Keynes can have their shopping delivered by robots.
(I saw one on the path as I passed through the town this morning, and looked it up when I got home.)


Yes I saw that on t' telly last week.

I think it is against the law.
It is a carriage and it is illegal to use a carriage on the pavement.

Maybe that ol applies to 'riding' a carriage.

Anyway I would turn it on its roof if it blocked my passage.

It is a fucking liberty. Keep this shit off the pavements. Put lights on it and stick it on the road. AND PAY TAX. AND INSURANCE.
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PostPosted: 15:38 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
I've just realised that if you live in the Shetland Islands, you don't get to appear on the BCF map.

Mucho sad Sad


ZE1 0AB

Does that not put you on t' map?
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
bhinso wrote:
I've just realised that if you live in the Shetland Islands, you don't get to appear on the BCF map.

Or the Orkneys. Or Norn Iron


Not strictly true. Someone posted in an earlier thread from the Orkneys and I looked at the map and the dot was riiiiight at the top.
But yeah NI, also guess your fcuked if you live in Gibraltar or Falklands.
Sad
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PostPosted: 17:40 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
Not strictly true. Someone posted in an earlier thread from the Orkneys and I looked at the map and the dot was riiiiight at the top.
But yeah NI, also guess your fcuked if you live in Gibraltar or Falklands.
Sad


https://www.gbmaps.com/4-digit-postcode-maps/scotland-postcode-maps.html

https://www.gbmaps.com/4-digit-postcode-maps/kw-wick-postcode-map.html
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
ZE1 0AB

Does that not put you on t' map?


There's a little island just north of there called Funzie.
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PostPosted: 20:35 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
MCN wrote:
ZE1 0AB

Does that not put you on t' map?


There's a little island just north of there called Funzie.
Dance!


There are only about a dozen hooses on the isle.

I wonder what sort of Fun they all get up to?

No smirking at the back now children.
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
MCN wrote:
ZE1 0AB

Does that not put you on t' map?


There's a little island just north of there called Funzie.
Dance!


Eh? Funzie is a part of Fetlar...
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 25 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah apologies, I see now that Fetlar is the island and Funzie is the name of a wall that goes through it.
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PostPosted: 11:12 - 04 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I leant today that this Brexit image distinctly reminded me of a certain ungrown man...

https://i.imgur.com/aaQ6wra.jpg
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PostPosted: 18:20 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you slap one of your nipples hard enough then it will become erect for a maximum of eight seconds.
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
If you slap one of your nipples hard enough then it will become erect for a maximum of eight seconds.


I will thump wifie in the tits later, just for test purposes naturally.













That was a joke before anyone reports me for wife beating.
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Ste wrote:
If you slap one of your nipples hard enough then it will become erect for a maximum of eight seconds.


I will thump wifie in the tits later, just for test purposes naturally.


In the best tradition of BCF, will you also be doing her up the Gary?







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PostPosted: 08:39 - 17 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
Residents of Milton Keynes can have their shopping delivered by robots.
(I saw one on the path as I passed through the town this morning, and looked it up when I got home.)


https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=4581619
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PostPosted: 08:42 - 17 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't realise that the answer to 14% of all current UK quiz questions is 'Taylor Swift'.





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PostPosted: 12:56 - 17 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blood mixed with lime mortar makes it stronger, more waterproof, more weather resistant and a shorter curing time.
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PostPosted: 14:09 - 17 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
Blood mixed with lime mortar makes it stronger, more waterproof, more weather resistant and a shorter curing time.


Which is presumably why the Mafia got into the construction business Laughing
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