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bhinso
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mean average that is. Median and Mode would be 2 exactly.

Today is National Pig Day.
Why not celebrate this historic event by tucking into various parts of the hallowed animal?
Unless you're a Muslim Embarassed
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PostPosted: 15:14 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
Why not celebrate this historic event by tucking into various parts of the hallowed animal?

Because in Switzerland, it's illegal to own just one guinea pig.
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ginger is an anagram of a naughty word for a person who is different to someone else and was wearing the red jumper on question time.
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PostPosted: 23:07 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHY are you watching Question Time?
Why are you not counting your toilet roll collection?
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PostPosted: 01:27 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Ginger is an anagram of a naughty word for a person who is different to someone else and was wearing the red jumper on question time.


Prejudice...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw
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PostPosted: 12:41 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Racists.
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're 13.8% more likely to die on your birthday than on any other day of the year.

Sauce.
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PostPosted: 14:40 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shakespeare did.

And it should be noted that the Queen, by having two birthdays a year, is twice as much at risk as any other individual.
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PostPosted: 15:47 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
Shakespeare did.

And it should be noted that the Queen, by having two birthdays a year, is twice as much at risk as any other individual.
Well the human body can't cope with getting the bumps twice a year.
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
And it should be noted that the Queen

Is trained as a military truck driver and mechanic.
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
bhinso wrote:
And it should be noted that the Queen

Is trained as a military truck driver and mechanic.


And her Mum was an utter bitch with good PR.
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
good PR

The expiry date on a packet of crisps is always on a Saturday.
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 18 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy smoke batgirl that's true!

I've just checked mine Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 19 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today I discovered the Roborock vac has run for 7292 minutes!, over 320+ instances.
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PostPosted: 13:49 - 19 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
bhinso wrote:
Why not celebrate this historic event by tucking into various parts of the hallowed animal?

Because in Switzerland, it's illegal to own just one guinea pig.


So what happens if you have two and one dies?
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PostPosted: 15:20 - 19 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

You cannot call yourself a fully-formed adult until you own a set of cake forks.
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 19 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

So hands are not forks...... Thinking

Interesting.
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PostPosted: 20:52 - 23 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's impossible to stop clapping once you have started, there is just a longer interval between claps.
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 23 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
It's impossible to stop clapping once you have started, there is just a longer interval between claps.


Yay!!!!!



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PostPosted: 22:51 - 23 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clapping
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PostPosted: 01:40 - 20 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sheep can remember the individual faces of other sheep and of humans after a gap of several years since last seeing them.
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PostPosted: 06:26 - 20 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can get out of Amazon T&C's in the event of a zombie apocalypse. Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 11:00 - 20 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Sheep can remember the individual faces of other sheep and of humans after a gap of several years since last seeing them.


<<INSERT WELSH JOKE HERE>>
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PostPosted: 11:07 - 20 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you know what the word 'rape' is in Welsh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umOWbnvxLqI
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PostPosted: 13:56 - 30 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

As voted, the top children's TV programme ever is 'Chucklevision'.
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