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Feasty World Chat Champion
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Posted: 17:39 - 07 Feb 2019 Post subject: Toilet rubbish or rubbish toilets |
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We're pretty impressive as human beings, we've invented some amazing things and the future looks incredible what with the latest offerings of flying cars, planes with no moving parts, electric vehicles, nuclear power... the list goes on.
So why the fuck can't anyone design a toilet seat lid that doesn't come loose after being in use for a week!
The number of replacements I've had to buy because they fall apart. The chuffing pain in the arse trying to fit them and get those stupid silver round bits in 'just the right place' before gluing it all together and tightening as much as possible - for it all to then come apart again weeks later.
Not to mention rarely making the out-pipes large enough to accommodate a decent sized poo, or having those stupid tight bends that turn back on themselves to block anything bigger than an ant. WHY!?
I don't think my shits are seriously that much bigger than anyone else's... ____________________ Previous: Aprilia Habana Retro 50cc (beauty), Yamaha SR125 (fell apart), Honda XR125 (nippy little commuter), Honda SLR650 (Geewhizz), Yamaha Diversion 900S (Smoooooth) written off courtesy of a stupid escaped horse.
(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed). |
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Tracey Suntan-King World Chat Champion
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Posted: 17:51 - 07 Feb 2019 Post subject: |
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For the avoidance of doubt, none of the following applies to the fragrant Sidney Suntan, but while we're on the subject of toilets, why can't toilet seats be automatically self-lowering after use?
Also, why can't lavs also have a laser/search light facility to help with aiming in the dark or when inebriated?
And another thing, the task of changing a toilet seat is made a million times worse by the yellow crust that forms in and around those nasty chrome bits
Triggered........ ____________________ Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right |
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Posted: 18:26 - 07 Feb 2019 Post subject: Re: Toilet rubbish or rubbish toilets |
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Bradford? Public toilets in East London have people who have erm... missed the bowl with their number 2 as squatting is preferred |
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Posted: 21:49 - 07 Feb 2019 Post subject: |
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It's up to me to say it then... there must be some fat arses on this forum |
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Posted: 22:15 - 07 Feb 2019 Post subject: Re: Toilet rubbish or rubbish toilets |
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AH, French toilets.. why? |
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Posted: 02:32 - 08 Feb 2019 Post subject: |
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Speaking as a landlord.
I only have Armitage Shanks toilets in my properties because they are really reliable and easy to change parts on.
I see toilet seats as a disposable item so always install cheap but 100% plastic (no metal parts = no pissy rust)
seats and if the tenant wants to put something plusher in that's up to them. I rate Bemis as a loo seat manufacturer
whether that's for their super cheap budget range as above or their soft close options higher in the range. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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Posted: 10:20 - 08 Feb 2019 Post subject: |
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00OA0UZ8S
This one we bought three years ago for £15 is now £30 partly because it's rather good despite being lightweight.
I think the soft close helps stop accidental damage from dropping etc.
If people stand on them to do imaginative athletic things something will give way sooner or later.
Also if it starts to come loose, tighten it up ASAP. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 77 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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