Toilet rubbish or rubbish toilets

[Chinaboy]

In my hotel suite I have a fantastic bog, its like a 'space ship'

You open the lid and a pretty blue light comes on and the seat is automatically warmed up to your desired temperature. After you have a dump, you use the remote control to press 'wash' and a telescopic pipe comes out and pressure washes your butt hole and surrounding (if you choose oscillate mode) You can even choose the pressure and water temperature. Not only this, but if you are a woman, the pipe extends to wash your pekpek, and will even blow dry it afterwards. If you stand up, before you can even turn around to take a look at the morning's dumping, it's already flushed and gone.

What a life....

https://i.imgur.com/99fgNjb.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/3pnYkCj.jpg

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[bhinso]

Yeah, what if you do a shit so noteworthy you want to take a photo of it before it's gone?
Someone I knew at university did that but boots refused to develop it

[Freddyfruitba...]

[doggone]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[R1stu]

[Nobby the Bastard]

You clicked on one of ste's links whilst eating?

I would applaud your bravery but that was somewhat foolhardy.
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[bhinso]

Nearly as bad as clicking one of ste's links whilst at work.

[Ste]

[stevo as b4]

Has anyone got a recommendation for a reliable siphon for a wall mounted compact plastic cistern? Id love one that doesn't drip and leak into the pan whenever your awake in the dead of night and listening for strange sounds that are irritating enough to keep you awake?

All the flush valves/siphons that I've seen are nasty cheap flimsy plastic things and I'm not convinced any are decent or long lasting? It's a bit of a pain when you have a concealed cistern in a vanity unit with a non removable worktop lid, as working on it is hard when you've got a 5" high letterbox slot for access.

[Ste]

[Ste]

https://i.imgur.com/rYXPhxF.jpg

[hellkat]

I'm not going to jinx the performance of my current toilet seat by discussing how good it's been.


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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

Excellent, in fact.
Operating under extreme conditions, such as it does.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

[bhinso]

Funny that because so have I. Like having a shit in public toilets with no cubical walls

[Riejufixing]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[M.C]

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

[Howling Terror]

Once my technicians have perfected BogPal™ your orifices will be save in my hands.

That's a promise.
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[Ste]

This video is relevant to this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzRJAQmDZlM

It's not completely work safe.

[Freddyfruitba...]