Thieving little b*****ds.

[zaknafien]

Brought a mate home from work tonight, as we got home another mate was waiting so I got off the bike put the steering lock on and went inside chatting. Forgot all about the bike and that I hadn’t put the chain on.

Sod’s law the first time I forget is the first time someone has a go for it.

Heard them in the act and ran out the backdoor with my knives, couldnt catch them though. Probably for the best as I’d definitely be up for a murder charge right about now.

No damage to the bike as far as I can see really, as I caught them they’d just broken the steering lock.

Thieving little chav bastards. Oh to have 5 minutes alone in a room with them…
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[Bendy]

Is it sods law or is it that they've had their eye on it?

The night they tried to nick mine was the first night I'd not been able to chain it to the lampost. Little bit more than coincidence if you ask me.

[Stew]

Unlucky Zak, at least you caught them in the act and were able to scare them off before they had your 'cat away. Make sure you chain the bike up properly from now on.

Hope you catch 'em properly next time.
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[Ste]

Nasty, does make you wonder as it if they'd be watching it and waiting for their moment. I expect them being chased off by someone with knives will be a slight deterant to them trying that again .

[Scotsman37]

I remember being advised by a Police Officer a couple of years ago in regards to when my earlier bike was stolen is that a motorcycle's steering lock is so weak that it only requires a turn of a screwdriver in the ignition barrel to break it !

I blame the manufacturers for making their motorcycles so easily stolen.... !

[Peat]

After my crash I had to leave the bike overnight by the side of the road - it was unrideable. I was a little shaken up and so forgot to take the chain out from under the seat and lock it to something solid.

I came back the next day and the little c**ts had pulled the seat off the bike and nicked my chain. I'm sorry, but that just pisses me off. What the hell do they want my chain for? I have the keys! It's useless to them (other than to use as a) a weapon b) to launch through some other poor sod's car window)...

Makes me mad!

£100 that chain cost me - w*nkers!
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[NS125RK]

Had my bike stolen about 3 months ago. The first time I didn't put my lock through the back wheel as I was late for work it gets nicked. This cannot just be a coincidence, police said that they'd have probably been casing it for a while and just waiting for the opportunity.

I was lucky though, as they blown the fuse trying to hotwire it so they couldn't get it started, and then someone spotted them pushing it down the street and phoned the police. They got a whole 10 meters away from the back of my work.

[Korn]

[Demonic69]

It's kinda great living with no neighbours/witnesses and a big carpark/field/wood nearby
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[TiN]

[zaknafien]

A ranged weapon would be good. /me investigates.

Scary thought of the day: My bike has a huge BCF url down both sides?
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[Ste]

[Andy99]

You're lucky you heard them and you've still got your bike.
Now you've had a warning which is more than most potential victims get and with any luck you've scared the little f**kers off.
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[RealNinja]

[Claud 14.7 to 1]

Bastards!

How crap is it, that you can't even leave your bike outside for a few minutes without some little skats trying to take your valuable property!

Anyone caught with vehicle fraud should be chucked in jail for a lengthy ammount of years (a very long time!). Maybe that will deter them. . Sounds harsh, but how else will they learn?

Lol, running at them with knifes .

[Sparks!]

I caught some bloke looking around my garage last night which is built onto the house, the door was open and I had popped into the workshop bit and he obviously didn't see me, he was standing at the end of my drive having a good look around. Soon as I stepped out he quickly walked off...

So being paranoid, I removed the wheels from the WR, good fucking luck nicking that now ya chav bastards!
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[Demonic69]

I keep a Pistol crossbow upstairs. There's no doubt in my mind I could accurately maim anyone trying to get into the garage
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Back on a Blade. Just feels so right.

[Scooby]

I have 4 weapons of choice all available to hand depending what mood I am in. I have a baseball bat, knuckleduster, 5 inch flicknife and a 2 1/2 foot asp (the same as the police use). If anyone does ever try to nick a bike of mine, I hope I catch the bastard in the act.
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[stinkwheel]

[Ste]

Anyone remember the Tony Martin Case? Some kids broke into his farmhouse and he shot one of them with his shotgun and the kid died and he got convited of murder. So as nice as it would be to kick the shit out of someone you caught nicking your bike you'd be likely to get prosecuted for it.

[Scooby]

Only if they find the body. And lets face it, nobody's gonna know they're there are they?
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[mrchips]

I think someone tried to nick/dropped for badness my MT50 one day. I came out from work and the whole right side - foot peg indicators and clutch levers were broken. I had to ride home holding my clutch together which made it very interesting at junctions. To this day I don't know what happened.

[loply]

Whats the most convenient way of securing a bike?

Is there something you can do from the bike seat, without getting off etc?

Steering damper lock? (one that cant be broken with a good kick of the forks).

[Nath]

[Rvf_FiRe]

Just remember the laws on their sides no matter what they try and steal your stuff and you hurt them and your 100% in the wrong i bet they could steal your bike, run you over and then claim if they hurt themselves crashing it 2 days later Think about the time, then possibly do the crime
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