Hi everyone

[Extra Jell]

Just a quick hello. Not a biker but found this forum and joined because I've been seeing a lot of fast Harleys out on the road recently, in and around where I live. The ones without those screens at the front are called Harleys, right?

Saw one today just like this, and I thought WOW:

https://suprememotos.com/uploads/postfotos/kawasaki-gt550-kz550-z550-gt-550-z550g1-hard-tail-custom-chop-low-rider-rat-bike-1.JPG


I don't have a bike because I'd do myself in on one. Not really one to play it safe, me. I like to go fast. Don't think I'd trust myself on one. Bit of a daredevil, etc. But I like heavy metal just like you guys. I've spoken to bikers before at metal concerts, and they seemed cool. I seem to fit in and get along with you lot. Also got a bit of a beard and a gut, and like America and Harleys. Once went to a Metallica tribute band playing in Norfolk, and sort of leaned on and sat sideways on a Harley. It was a revelation, watching all the girls walk by and pretend not to be interested! But still not got round to looking into bike lessons and stuff.

Anyway, do any of you know where I can buy an authentic gremlin bell in the UK? I don't want a random online one - I've been embarrassed before when someone pointed out that the logo on a Harley Davidson jacket I bought online (the price was good) was in the wrong font. Just want a real, authentic gremlin bell to go with my metal memorabilia - the sort you lot have on your bikes. It's just to go on a chain alongside my skull rings. Thanks!

https://www.bikebandit.com/blog/the-legend-of-the-gremlin-bell-a-bikers-tradition

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Ste for mod.

I'd fix the OP with fire. Or a ban hammer. Or at least smack the shit out of his avatar.

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[Ste]

We're not into gremlin bells or metal memorabilia.

You buying cheap knock off Harley Davidson kit online and finding that it has the wrong font is arousing.

Don't buy your own gremlin bell. https://www.cratex.com/gremlin-bell/guardian-bell-rules

Actually, do buy one because it'll amuse the people you're trying to impress.

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[Ste]

Or a moron on Oxy.

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[Extra Jell]

Cool, guys. I know how this works, don't worry. I've got to take some flack because I'm new, etc. It's no problem - I know how things roll in the biker world.

Sorry if I came in too fast with my question. It's probably too soon to get a gremlin bell. Although I have been going to heavy metal gigs for a couple of years and I think I'm getting to know the ropes now. Just got myself a blank vest with an eagle on it and Ride To Live Live To Ride. I do respect the biker lifestyle. I've seen a lot of people recently start out on bikes without knowing a thing about the biker lifestyle.

Having said that, any pointers on what tattoos to get, for newcomers like me? I was thinking, something like an ace of diamonds. What kinds of tats do you get when you start out on bikes? Would a tattoo of a gremlin bell be allowed?

My mates know I fit in well in this scene. I'm also really thinking seriously about getting into bikes. Got to be a Harley - nothing else is a real bike for a real man.

There's one of these at a local bike dealers. What kind of Harley is this please:

https://scontent-iad3-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/261a461e7e38cd86ec3a930866c08c9c/5CEB1DC7/t51.2885-15/e35/23594420_148481852439574_6455078886584614912_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.cdninstagram.com

[WD Forte]

thassa KY cowboy special innit?
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[Fallout]

Bizarre. I would've found this funnier if it was in a Harley forum. At least then the piss take would be levelled at the right people? It's a bit like deciding you're going to troll boxing, inventing a wannabie fighter narrative, and then accidentally posting it on a knitting forum.
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yer probly gonna need this and some potatoes

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[M.C]

Lazy sock day...

[Bhud]

Is it a sock? There seem to be lots of cruiser types around here lately.

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That's a dirty smelling sock you have there kiddo.
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[Riejufixing]

What an absolute twit.

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FFS it's not even a good attempt at trolling.
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[mentalboy]

WTF is a gremlin bell? Real bikers have tassells.
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But......I REALLY want to ask.....

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But I don't think I could afford the years of psychotherapy I 'd need!!!!

I also have a feeling, that he would probably take issue with the suggestion Lemmy couldn't sing, and that Metallica 'sold-out'.... thankfully!
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