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bhinso
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PostPosted: 17:57 - 07 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Ducks don't have sex, it's gang rape.


That's very true. I was playing golf the other week telling an amazingly funny joke before being interupted by the others pointing out a 3 way duck orgy.
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PostPosted: 17:58 - 07 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

HardlyDavidson wrote:
they the ones you lick?

It's a frog rather than a toad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGmZwfaTb0k
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 07 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a promising link Ste. Does this mean kittys are falling out of favour?
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 07 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did someone say cats?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqQPv78AMw0
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PostPosted: 05:48 - 08 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

We Found 78,612 Clips With "Cats"
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 08 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any one get disturbed by noisy moose sex?

Presumably quite a few if they're all loose about your house.
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PostPosted: 17:02 - 08 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

And now the fucking music is going through my head.
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 13 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

So what's this quality item?

https://i.imgur.com/jb78XZG.jpg
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PostPosted: 13:06 - 13 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it's not related to a duck, moose, cat, goat or dolphin it's off topic
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 13 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
If it's not related to a duck, moose, cat, goat or dolphin it's off topic
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Just going by the thread title... maybe the OP needs to change it Very Happy
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PostPosted: 16:13 - 13 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you scavenge through skips op? Are you a skip rat??

Sitty-on grass cutter.
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PostPosted: 16:48 - 13 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

People give me random things that need fixing.

Next door neighbour bought the e-scooter from me for her grandchildren... but I suspects she actually wants to use it herself to nip down the shops!

Not a sit on mower... not 2 stroke...
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