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Sister Sledge
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PostPosted: 18:06 - 02 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Needs more dolphin facts from Ste.
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PostPosted: 18:15 - 02 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay.

You want dolphin facts and BCF always delivers what the people want.

https://web.archive.org/web/20040131140419/https://www.dolphinsex.org/

In conclusion, I think we're about done with dolphin facts. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:13 - 02 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want to be a dolphin Sad

Or a pig.
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 02 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
You want dolphin facts and BCF always delivers what the people want.
https://web.archive.org/web/20040131140419/https://www.dolphinsex.org/

Christ, I remember that site... years ago my daughter, aged about 9 or 10, was doing research for her school project on... yes, dolphins Brick Wall
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PostPosted: 22:15 - 02 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kin ell that link shut me up!

Getting sick of cats now. Just saying.
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PostPosted: 20:26 - 03 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's something fishy about that link Ste. Thinking
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 03 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

So this thread's gone from bike fixing (intended topic) through God bashing, and up to Dolphin sex.

What the actual fuck? Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 03 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're welcome. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 03 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
So this thread's gone from bike fixing (intended topic) through God bashing, and up to Dolphin sex.

What the actual fuck? Shocked


FFS... You've been a Paid Up Member @bcf since Christ left Kilmarnock and still you have to wonder at the whirling pulse of BCF.

WTF? Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: 22:00 - 03 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Takes me back to happy holidays spent swimming in Amble Harbour...






Only joking. Sister Sledge may understand the reference Shocked
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PostPosted: 10:34 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
FFS... You've been a Paid Up Member @bcf since Christ left Kilmarnock and still you have to wonder at the whirling pulse of BCF.


Christ left Kilmarnock?
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PostPosted: 10:39 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
Takes me back to happy holidays spent swimming in Amble Harbour...






Only joking. Sister Sledge may understand the reference Shocked


Dude please tell me you're not a Freddy fiddler?
I referenced it in another thread somewhere here. 'Honestly guv. I reached out for his fin and grabbed it. When you do, he swims slowly and pulls you along. I didn't realise I was shaking his shank and making baby sea fish'
Wouldn't care but the crowds should have been prosecuted too. Freddy was only in the harbour because swimmers were being 'nice' to him - I'd be hanging around too if strangers were giving me tugs. The crowds came to see a dolphin close up and giggled and cheered as Freddy hauled swimmer after swimmer around that harbour using his manhood. The crowd. in my opinion, were watching animal porn and should be spoken to.
I wonder what other subject I could bring into this??
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PostPosted: 10:42 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you were impregnated by a dolphin would you give birth to mermaids?
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
Diggs wrote:
Takes me back to happy holidays spent swimming in Amble Harbour...






Only joking. Sister Sledge may understand the reference Shocked


Dude please tell me you're not a Freddy fiddler?


Have no fear....

A mate of mine used to live in Warkworth though, and would tell of crowds eating fish and chips whilst watching the spectacle of Freddy 'entertaining' the crowds. Quite the spectator sport apparently, and Amble's greatest claim to fame.
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:


Dude please tell me you're not a Freddy fiddler?
I referenced it in another thread somewhere here. 'Honestly guv. I reached out for his fin and grabbed it. When you do, he swims slowly and pulls you along. I didn't realise I was shaking his shank and making baby sea fish'
Wouldn't care but the crowds should have been prosecuted too. Freddy was only in the harbour because swimmers were being 'nice' to him - I'd be hanging around too if strangers were giving me tugs. The crowds came to see a dolphin close up and giggled and cheered as Freddy hauled swimmer after swimmer around that harbour using his manhood. The crowd. in my opinion, were watching animal porn and should be spoken to.
I wonder what other subject I could bring into this??


Which only goes to prove Dolphins are more intelligent than humans.

To get a stranger to wank you off a human has to pay someone a large amount of money and risk being exposed Shocked .

A Dolphin doesn't.
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PostPosted: 12:03 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:


Which only goes to prove Dolphins are more intelligent than humans.



Or tarts... Unless that is Freddy chose his partners after meaningful conversations over kelp and a promise of mutual respect and discretion.
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PostPosted: 12:14 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hope OP is happy with how his thread has turned out. Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:45 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
So this thread's gone from bike fixing (intended topic) through God bashing, and up to Dolphin sex.

What the actual fuck? Shocked


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Dunno what happened to the original thread with them.
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

# 24 - 'spamers' will be shot, or run over.
# 25 - the spell check button is mandatory, not optional
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
bhinso wrote:
So this thread's gone from bike fixing (intended topic) through God bashing, and up to Dolphin sex.

What the actual fuck? Shocked


Rule 56.

Quote:
# 1 Do not trust anything TonyTS50 says
# 2 Do not post anything in the workshop section with clean hands
# 3 99% of What TonyTS50 says is a lie
# 4 Flouncers will be mocked, severely
# 5 Flouncers that return will be mocked even more severely
# 6 Any thread made by The Warped one will be depressing
# 7 Borekit Bruisers who place links to their own threads in their signature before receiving a single reply suck ass.
# 8 Keith is all knowing, THOU SHALT NOT argue with keith.
# 9 Any thread containing the words MOPED and FASTER in any order shall also contain powerbands of many colours.
# 10 MSN conversations relived word for word in all their glory are strictly NOT ALLOWED
# 11 - Pictures, or it didn't happen - and your middle name is "billy bullshitter"
# 12 - If "G" Spells somthing wrong, it is to be assumed he is using the ancient latin spelling, and so is correct.
# 13 If Dunc doesn't crash at least once a week the world will stop spinning and all life will end so it is our solemn duty to make sure he keeps riding.
# 14 New members will refrain from whoring photo's of themselves at every opertunity under pain of humiliation.
# 15 All crashes will have a detailed description and where possible the blame shifted to either tyres, road conditions or a car driver.
# 15a No crash shall be retold without a paint diagram as a visual aid.
# 15b Being a hair away from death following your crash is not an excuse to not take photos. This includes missing limbs and decapitation
# 16 All obvious questions WILL be answered with a humorous picture containing the words google muthafucka.
# 17 Asking advice on the killing of reptiles is strictly forbidden.
# 18 All threads that degenerate into arguments and insults will be moved to fights and flame wars ( this rule only comes into force when the thread stops being side splitingly funny )
# 19 - Pictures of your missus in the nude, will increase your karma rating (assuming she's a fitty, and BCF members rate your post as cool)
# 20 All trolls will be fed to nowhere.elysium, you have been warned.
# 21 In the telling of any tale involving the police it is necassary to make them out to be evil and also include the word cvnts. If at all possible get the words sub human in there to.
# 22 Never ever under any circumstances mention your Karma or the lack of it. Bad things will follow.
# 23 - if you dont know what a noob is, your in the wrong place - please visit KIDDY'S FORUM and kindly sod off.
# 24 - 'spamers' will be shot, or run over.
# 25 - the spell check button is mandatory, not optional
# 26. Flouncers.
Once a member flounces they are required to go to log in page and set it to stay logged in and bookmark it. Then take a hammer to their keyboard and smash it. This way they can read BCF all day and will not type sh1t and lies.
# 27. When Ste comes online, automatically change your own threads to have NSFW tags pre-emptively.
# 28 All charity rides to be accompanied with a full run down of expenditure and must be submitted to G for scrutiny or you suffer the derision for having a paid jolly.
# 29 Do not post any photos that may be used against you at a later date.
# 30 Absolutely no furries allowed.
# 31 Thou shalt not ever claim you or your mates stock busa' has ever reached 200MPH.
# 32 Thou shalt not ever claim you or your mates 125cc 2 stroke has ever reached ~110MPH.
# 33 When you ask "what shall I do" in a situation connected with a female and the heart you will recieve the standard reply of "do her up the gary" and " punch her in the tits" . These are traditions and must not be broken under any circumstances. This also must be mentioned at the first 2 posts of the thread.
# 34: Never ever get involved in a PPQR* if it's between kickstart/Mister James/Hetzer or others generally. It's time you'll never get back so not worth it or with those mentioned above, there just isn't enough time in existence.
# 35: Colin1 will saying nothing that isn't already obvious to all. (This has it's uses though for the hard of thinking.)
# 36: Hetzer will refer to nothing that isn't a product of this false construct in which we all exist. Also, all posts will have there basis in ego.
# 37. Any threads containing the word "epic" or "legend", will be neither.
# 38. Ninjas > Pirates, or Ninjas < Pirates. It's an everlasting on going debate. Forever.
# 39. Threads never end on a post that says "End of."
# 40. Stating "FACT" at the end of a statement does not make that statement fact.
# 41. Any phone numbers posted, whether it be company or private will be passed onto CCC to "fuck them up/bring them to tears"
# 42: So, you're a new member and you think there's a possibility that someone might know you? Keep it to yourself.
# 43: Punch her in the tits
# 44. Any thread hereby older than three (3) English standard months that is resurrected by a n00b wilst have a humorous picture of a zombie, or Marty McFly and Doc Brown saying "Welcome to the past".
# 45. Any unsolicited commercial advertising will be punished by the red blob of death and/or a picture of Spider Man saying "My Spam sense is Tingling!" and/or a fine of up to £600 and/or three months in prison at the discretion of Keith and/or G.
# 46. Henceforth anything that Luke posts will mention that his wife is up said duff.
# 47. Despite FACT and END OF not being valid EOT (end of thread), FAIL is a perfectly acceptable end of thread. END OF.
# 48. As above. YOU SHALL NOT quote someone and post a emote YOU SHALL use the karma/rating facility instead.
# 49. Those asking questions in the workshop may make threads running to three pages but should stop posting as soon as the 125 is working so all those that tried to help should never discover what was actually wrong with it in the first place.
# 50. Green blobbers, you are inferior so learn to cope with it and show some respect.
# 51 No, Korn still isn't here.
# 52 Thou shalt not whine when it takes more than 30 minutes to be accepted to a regional group. The mods of said sections do (occasionally) have a life.
# 52. People with enough privileges can alter "Pirates > Ninjas" to "Ninjas > Pirates".
# 53. Calling a workshop thread "Help!" is not likely to result in help.
# 54. When posting in the workshop section, give as many details as possible. The make and model of the motorcycle you are having a problem with would probably count as a good idea to start with.
# 55. The cheapest and easiest way to a significantly faster bike is to do your test and buy a faster bike.
# 56. Any thread, once started, is fair game to take its course anywhere else, regardless of protests to stay on topic or answer the initial question.
# 57. Photos of yourself or bike, family, friends and pets will be subjected to ridicule.
# 58. Don't use bold caps...it still pisses people off.
# 59. When a female posts her photo on BCF, she is automatically classed as 'fit' no matter what she looks like or even if she's wearing a helmet.
# 60 there are NO GURLZ ON TE INTERWEBZ!
# 61 All photographs of members sporting facial hair shall be rated on the 1930 Ariel scale - then ridiculed.
# 63 Any thread with "what 125 shall I get" will be filled with insults about 125's followed by " do you test" followed by "get a cg" .
# 64 Any thread containing the title "nodding" will be called so last century!
# 65 Anyone using text speak in their posts will be karma bitch slapped into the red zone.
# 66 Dragonfly must have her Avatar as it is now.
# 67.a "Put a Donk on it " is an acceptable answer for anything with regards to a bike being fixed...
# 67.b Also an acceptable term for a a stonking minger.. aka wheelie.
# 68. All Lesbians and Gays can be converted. End of
# 69.
# 70. Mouthwash.
# 71 Saying Fvck instead of Fuck was gay in 2005. It is still gay in 2009. Don't be such a fucking coward and bask in the green blobs you cunt.
# 72. Anybody who posts "Bikers Poem" has in fact contracted bad aids and as a new tradition (oxymoron?) shall be irrationally karma bashed into the depths of hell just for 'lulz' in a /b/tard kinda way.
# 73. rules one and two of the internet.
# 74 you don't talk about BCF
# 75 you don't talk about BCF
# 76. When starting a thread that requires the maintenance of a list that is built by forum community, the OP will lose interest after a week.
# 77 ..If at any time you lob your bike at the scenery, then post and tell us, we will try and scavenge bits from said wreckage...
# 78 Anyone who joins that has a 50 cc and seems a bit strange is TIT 50 until proven otherwise, then directed to his legendary thread so they instantly get the jist of BVF metality and quickly
# 79 any post made by cvntdude will be karma bashed till it is no longer visable.
# 80 Dunc shall no longer be allowed to ride japanese CG's. He will however be allowed to ride a chinese copy of a chinese copy of a real CG.
# 81 You do not ever, ever tell anyone that BCF is entirely in your mind, as a figment of an imagination lacking social skills and friends. Because it is totally true.
# 82 No matter what section... sexuality will always be mentioned through admission, accusation, or innuendo.
# 83 The day that kickstart's post doesnt end "All the best ......Keith" is the day that the interweb will swallow bcf.
# 84 The next person who trys to hit the ceiling with a wank splat will instantly turn gay because dunc is el roofo spunkero mastero. Even if he does do it from the top bunk.
# 85 If you hate spelling mistakes and quote some one that has, and tell us you do, 9/10 you'll make one or two yourself, which will then be quoted and corrected for you..
# 86 Any posts stating "Will this thread reach [insert no.] Posts/entries" will either end the thread in an undignified and boring manner, or spur the thread on to last another few months at least.
# 87 Hetzers law of the internet applies to all topics dealing with politics or the criminal justice system. Hetzers Law = (Godwins Law)²
# 88 here is no rule 88. For 8 is the greatest number of all and succeeds pirates whom intern succeed ninja's. This is rule 88. and yet it is not so as there is no rule 88.
# 89 mac_kaliba kills threads
# 90 Dunc resurrects them.
# 91 During the secret santa for bcf, at least one member should recieve a butt plug or some other sexually orientated present. no matter how useless.
# 91a Said recipient will feign disgust, but will try it at least twice.
# 92 Tonyts50/Shadowbiker/whatever is a proper mental.
# 93 Tonytit50... or 'shadowbiker'... will NEVER gain the respect of BCF. The shame is far too great to be possibly comprehended and/or measured by any measuring instrument known to man. Ever.
# 94 rules by TonyTS50 or any of his sockpuppets will be ignored and overwritten by rules pertaining to the first things that pops into your head.
# 95 Any claim of anything from shadowbiker/tonyts50/whatever he's called this week, shall be called into question until there pics are provided to back this up. Evidence should be submitted within 1 (one) standard british week for scrutiny. Failure to provide this or should the evidence be found to be falsified, shall result in the general population calling fail, and tonyts50/shadowbiker/the tooth fairy/father christmas shall recieve a donk.
# 96 Anyone who reposts a rule, whether it be directly or as a reworded version, shall be laughed at until they flounce.
# 97 People who end all their sentences with the word "people" shall be punched in the garry and fucked in the tits until they are dead.
# 98 a) Anyone who has joined before you and has a higher karma rating than you is automatically right and you are wrong.
# 98 b) Anyone who has joined before you regardless of karma rating is automatically right and you are wrong.
# 99 A Honda is never better.
# 100


Dunno what happened to the original thread with them.


Rules could do with a refresh.
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PostPosted: 14:25 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agree, surely Tef should be included.

Also who the fuck is TonyTS50, and where is this TIT50 legendary thread?

BUT
# 27. When Ste comes online, automatically change your own threads to have NSFW tags pre-emptively.
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PostPosted: 14:42 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
Agree, surely Tef should be included.

Also who the fuck is TonyTS50, and where is this TIT50 legendary thread?

BUT
# 27. When Ste comes online, automatically change your own threads to have NSFW tags pre-emptively.
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Tony was a legend. I miss him and his crazy ways
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PostPosted: 14:50 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK. Proposal:

Replace
# 63 Any thread with "what 125 shall I get" will be filled with insults about 125's followed by " do you test" followed by "get a cg"

WITH
# 63 Any thread with "what 125 shall I get" will be dealt with by a Teffing

Why is there no # 62? Sad
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

They did get a clean up, but I can't find the original thread they appeared in, just a reference from Howling Terror :-

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=2933966#2933966
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 04 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Hope OP is happy with how his thread has turned out. Laughing


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