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Easy-X
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PostPosted: 00:48 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Fix the random vehicle... Reply with quote
So what am I fixing this week?

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Sister Sledge
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PostPosted: 07:57 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
A Harley ebike?

Umm.. a mobility scooter, a kids ride on toy, a hospital indoors service vehicle, an electrically assisted trolley such as Post Office, a fridge?

Looks like a weak leccy motor - 250 watt?
I reckon something small and only requiring assistance when used.
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PostPosted: 09:15 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
An E-Masturbating Device/Fleshlight.
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PostPosted: 11:47 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Sister Sledge
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PostPosted: 12:26 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Been years since I last saw that one!
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
You're cleaning the flux off the chain I hope.
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PostPosted: 14:26 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sister Sledge has it...

A freebie first-gen Chinese "GS Moon" e-scooter. Runs on lead-acid batteries with I think a 250W motor. I was quite surprised: the frame is amazingly well built and the only metal part not starting to rust badly Wink

Gonna see what 2 new batteries do for it and probably give it to my granddaughter.
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PostPosted: 14:35 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
HardlyDavidson wrote:
Sister Sledge has the bad aids

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PostPosted: 16:00 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
HardlyDavidson wrote:
Sister Sledge has the bad aids

Shocked


I was tested last week (true) and I don't have the aids. I was also bollocked for being a slut (true) by clinic staff. I left the clinic with armfuls of condoms, lube and advice.
I'll be back at the clinic in a fortnight for more tests, bollockings and gifts. I visit fortnightly (true).
Yes I'm a slut!
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Been liberating too much 2 stroke oil?
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PostPosted: 16:23 - 27 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
Been liberating too much 2 stroke oil?


Multi-stroke oil, surely!
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PostPosted: 09:13 - 28 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
johnjones65 wrote:
Okay, so you would have to remove that rusty part first. Spraying wd40 would be so classic, but that is what I recommend. Also, please add a wd40 degreaser version. It will address your first problem. The second thing that I would recommend would be to grease all of the screws, it seems like it is rusty as well. I am not sure but is that an e-bike?


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PostPosted: 12:10 - 28 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Errr... yeah, thanks for those tips I really wouldn't know where to start with this one Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 12:14 - 28 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
johnjones65 wrote:
Okay, so you would have to remove that rusty part first. Spraying wd40 would be so classic, but that is what I recommend. Also, please add a wd40 degreaser version. It will address your first problem. The second thing that I would recommend would be to grease all of the screws, it seems like it is rusty as well. I am not sure but is that an e-bike?

You fucking piece of shit.

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bhinso
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PostPosted: 13:22 - 28 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
johnjones65 wrote:
Okay, so you would have to remove that rusty part first. Spraying wd40 would be so classic, but that is what I recommend. Also, please add a wd40 degreaser version. It will address your first problem. The second thing that I would recommend would be to grease all of the screws, it seems like it is rusty as well. I am not sure but is that an e-bike?


How do you liberate the wd40?
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PostPosted: 16:17 - 28 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
johnjones65 wrote:
Okay, so you would have to remove that rusty part first. Spraying wd40 would be so classic, but that is what I recommend. Also, please add a wd40 degreaser version. It will address your first problem. The second thing that I would recommend would be to grease all of the screws, it seems like it is rusty as well. I am not sure but is that an e-bike?

You fucking piece of shit.

"I am a content marketing professional at different regional businesses in US, an inbound marketing and sales platform that helps companies attract visitors, convert leads and close clients. Previously, I was employed as a marketing manager for a technician program startup. I graduated with honors from Columbia University with a double degree in Business Administration and Creative Writing."


Commonly called a tax evader or crook?
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PostPosted: 16:36 - 28 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Err what the f*ck is going on?
I thought it was an old man being a helpful Grandad type and suddenly they're marketing creators or something?

Burn the scooter dude. Better still, plug it into the mains (no fuse) and video it for us.
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 28 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's gonna be a toy for my granddaughter! What do you do for an encore, kick puppies? Very Happy
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PostPosted: 17:00 - 28 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think this thread just got hijacked by a spamtroll.
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PostPosted: 18:15 - 28 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
HardlyDavidson wrote:
It's gonna be a toy for my granddaughter! What do you do for an encore, kick puppies? Very Happy


I'm from Newcastle upon Tyne. We don't kick puppies, we stroke them.

Fun? Old Peggy next door. She's 94 and bent like a letter r. One day I set fire to her sofa, with her on it.
I once bought new bike boots. I was unsure about the toe protection and so I kicked my cousin hard in the shin. It hurt him and I felt nothing - the toe protection worked.
I used to have one of those old wind up telephones you see in B&W films. I ran two wires from the hand crank generator and would catch toads at a local pond. The wires would be tied to their legs and I'd crank the generator like fury. The toads would slowly stretch out and kinda freeze in that shape. I'd then remove the wires and watch as the toads slowly came back to life and would hop back into the pond.
I once grabbed a clean jam jar and lid. I shoved a small motor into the lid and clamped a small metal blade to the motor. I'd then run around catching wasps and beetles and close the lid on them. I'd power the motor up and flip the jar upside down and watch as the jar would be painted internally with insect.

One of the above is a lie.
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 28 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Are you drunk?
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 28 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Passed the psychopath test with flying colours.
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 28 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bubbs wrote:
Passed the psychopath test with flying colours.


Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. You're in a desert. You see a turtle lying on it's back...
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 28 Mar 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
MarJay wrote:
Bubbs wrote:
Passed the psychopath test with flying colours.


Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. You're in a desert. You see a turtle lying on it's back...


Tortoise maybe... anyhoo "mmm, turtle. thems tasty!"
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