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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 08:25 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: I has a sad. Reply with quote
There's a Magpie outside my window, tucking into a nest of baby Blackbirds, whilst the adults are jumping at it and making a racket.

Circle of life, blah blah blah.
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PostPosted: 08:31 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chap on the glass then.
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PostPosted: 08:32 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Evil birds Magpies. Even the cats round here are scared of them.
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PostPosted: 08:35 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
Chap on the glass then.


I did, but it wasn't impressed. So I put my chap away and banged on the window instead, It was pretty much "It's my breakfast, what the fuck are you going to do about it?"
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PostPosted: 09:34 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nurture not Nature.

(I haven't got a Scooby what that means but thought it was befitting an occasion such as this.)
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Riejufixing
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PostPosted: 10:41 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Re: I has a sad. Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
There's a Magpie outside my window, tucking into a nest of baby Blackbirds, whilst the adults are jumping at it and making a racket.

Circle of life, blah blah blah.


Care about wildlife? We've always managed the environment, continue to do so:

https://www.trapman.co.uk/metal-larsen-trap.htm
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
The world will be a better place when we get rid of everything.
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
The world will be a better place when we get rid of MDF 7x2.

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PostPosted: 16:48 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
can we post gifs here now, can never remember?

https://i.imgur.com/Uv9XlQy.gifv

if not

https://i.imgur.com/Uv9XlQy.gifv
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PostPosted: 16:49 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kind of beautiful in its own way....
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Riejufixing
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PostPosted: 16:51 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Re: I has a sad. Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
There's a Magpie outside my window, tucking into a nest of baby Blackbirds, whilst the adults are jumping at it and making a racket.

Circle of life, blah blah blah.


Blast. I now have the same problem, a nest in the ivy on the workshop being buzzed by poxy jackdaws. Lots of blackbird alarm calls. Chicks still there though, but not for long, I bet. Undecided as to whether to lean some mesh up ahainst the wall strapped to a very short ladder I've got, will probably make chicks brick it. I bet they're over a week old, so not long to go if they survive.
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
The world will be a better place when we get rid of MDF 7x2.

2x7 you racist.
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MCN
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
owl wrote:
can we post gifs here now, can never remember?

https://i.imgur.com/Uv9XlQy.gifv

if not

https://i.imgur.com/Uv9XlQy.gifv


Mom was like... "Quick Duck!"

(Did I leave a jaikit here?)
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
Kind of beautiful in its own way....


I think it was the runt and would have drawn on the mother's resources so the others would suffer too.

Nature not Nurture.
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PostPosted: 19:05 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Re: I has a sad. Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
There's a Magpie outside my window, tucking into a nest of baby Blackbirds, whilst the adults are jumping at it and making a racket.

Circle of life, blah blah blah.


I have a large lonicera bush in my garden and the blackbirds have given up trying to nest there.
Three years in a row the fecking magpies robbed their nests Twisted Evil

Thankfully the blackbirds still come to my bird table every day for some sultanas Thumbs Up

I’ve got no time for magpies Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 19:07 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shouldn't the thread topic have been "I had a wank"?

Talk about ripping the head off it Rolling Eyes
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
fucking dirty bastard.

Evil or Very Mad

true tho
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PostPosted: 22:10 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
I once shot a magpie with an air rifle in an unusual way.
The magpie is a clever bird and knows what a gun is - certain death. With this one I'd crept up behind it. I shot its arse and the pellet exited through the top of its head.

Cats murder chicks too btw.
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 18 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's nature.
Don't fuck with it.
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PostPosted: 02:59 - 19 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
For Magpies, I have never seen so many. I am in the far north east of China and it seems that they are the number one bird here, hardly any other birds. You see a few sparrows, a couple of Crows, but that's it.
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PostPosted: 08:52 - 19 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sister Sledge wrote:

The magpie is a clever bird .



are they fuck

magpie traps rely on the stupidity of the other ones

catch one it calls to the others they walk into same trap

we caught 12 of them in a week like this
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 19 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
andyscooter wrote:


are they fuck

magpie traps rely on the stupidity of the other ones

catch one it calls to the others they walk into same trap

we caught 12 of them in a week like this


They know the difference between a walking stick and a gun and can count to five. Try hiding in a building with a gun and see how many magpies you shoot. In order to fool them, you need six people to walk in and five to walk out.
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 19 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sister Sledge wrote:
The magpie is a clever bird and knows what a gun is - certain death. With this one I'd crept up behind it. I shot its arse and the pellet exited through the top of its head.

Cats murder chicks too btw.


They're not that clever, look at these three:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhMKcIUVUYg (skip 31 secs)

Though I have to admit if I see one when I'm "out with a friend" it disappears immediately.

Cats are also a real problem. Also they crap horrifically.
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