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PostPosted: 23:37 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://youtu.be/Cn6kEsloMdE?t=16
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PostPosted: 00:45 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

They've retired.
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PostPosted: 01:15 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
https://youtu.be/Cn6kEsloMdE?t=16


George Peppard his pants.
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PostPosted: 02:19 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Re: Does anyone know of any Hells Angels in England please Reply with quote

Hampshireman wrote:
His Harley has only done just over 5000 miles in 4 years.


What is he, a 70's throwback? Maybe you should point out that UK 1%ers gave up riding slow poke machines in the 80's. No-one is going to be interested in paying a visit unless he's wearing colours that he shouldn't be.
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PostPosted: 08:04 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Re: Does anyone know of any Hells Angels in England please Reply with quote

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No-one is going to be interested in paying a visit unless he's wearing colours that he shouldn't be.

For emphasis.
Support gear makes someone in the club money, they won't bother with that. If he puts on something with patches he hasn't earned, say a patch, diamond, or a few other items, he'll be taking it off the second he meets someone who has.
That's why he probably doesn't wear them. Ignore the flaccid spunktrumpet, or play nasty with him. Wannabe's don't like the tables turned, but can't actually do anything about it, or they would probably have earnd an actual patch.

Note - I am not in this, or any, club, and have no association with it.
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PostPosted: 08:30 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.gov.uk/report-crime-anti-social-behaviour

Keep a diary of incidents.

HA are unlikely to be interested in a Walter whereas the local police/council can build a picture of behaviour that can lead to a community protection notice being issued.

Alternatively, wipe dogshit under his car door handles.
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PostPosted: 09:25 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Re: Does anyone know of any Hells Angels in England please Reply with quote

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Support gear makes someone in the club money


Also, terribly good dusters.

I always find that most 1% clubs use decent quality T-shirts (Fruit of the Loom, Haynes, etc) and they size well too, because mostly hugebastards. I have several "support" dusters, mop-covers and glass polishing cloths acquired from various sources.

They are also good for the mopping up of red wine. Bloody waste of a good merlot is a crime in itself Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 10:14 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Know any ha? What do you take us for? We're fine upstanding members of society, not members of a criminal gang.
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PostPosted: 10:51 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Know any ha? What do you take us for? We're fine upstanding members of society, not members of a criminal gang.


It would take

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61UmPD8iWrL._SY550_.jpg

to get me to be upstanding at the moment Whistle
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:


It would take

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61UmPD8iWrL._SY550_.jpg

to get me to be upstanding at the moment Whistle


She must be about 70 by now Laughing
You might be in with more of a chance than you were when that photo was taken Razz
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
She must be about 70 by now Laughing

Sixty actually Wink
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PostPosted: 11:26 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:
She must be about 70 by now Laughing

Sixty actually Wink


I'm in with a chance then Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:38 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:
She must be about 70 by now Laughing

Sixty actually Wink


not bad for 60 .. Razz just make sure theres a poster on the facing wall
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PostPosted: 12:09 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jane Seymour is 68 and I wouldn't kick her out of my bed.

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/590x/Jane-Seymour-Oscars-2019-Elton-John-Academy-Awards-party-pictures-1091941.jpg?r=1551070625762
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PostPosted: 13:17 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Jane Seymour is 68 and I wouldn't kick her out of my bed.


Dodgy knees?
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PostPosted: 13:48 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:


There must be a fuckton of Catalloy under the paint though.
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PostPosted: 13:52 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
Jane Seymour is 68 and I wouldn't kick her out of my bed.


Dodgy knees?


I think with the amount of lube he'd have to shove up there he'd be permanently in her via some kind of KY-Vacuum.
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I think with the amount of lube he'd have to shove up there he'd be permanently in her via some kind of KY-Vacuum.


I think 'Surface Tension' is the phernominem you are looking for.
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PostPosted: 18:08 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeez I thought that it was a badly drawn Lorraine Kelly 😱
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glad to see I completely derailed another thread..
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PostPosted: 19:51 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Jeez I thought that it was a badly drawn Lorraine Kelly 😱

Quite the growler. I've seen pics. Shocked
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

A google image search has literally opened my eye.
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