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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Now I'm trying so hard not to type lorraine Kelly's growler into Google.
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mentalboy
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:
She must be about 70 by now Laughing

Sixty actually Wink


Woah, just a minute. She's 52, if the missus or I looked that rough I'd have to dispose of one or other or both of us in a ditch. Sixty indeed, you bloody cheeky whippersnapper.
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobody was lookin at her face back then when she was 18.
Wonder what her arse looks like now.
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PostPosted: 22:56 - 22 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Now I'm trying so hard not to type lorraine Kelly's growler into Google.


https://youtu.be/X73BNKS04xw
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PostPosted: 02:53 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
mentalboy wrote:
Woah, just a minute. She's 52, if the missus or I looked that rough I'd have to dispose of one or other or both of us in a ditch. Sixty indeed, you bloody cheeky whippersnapper.


Wiki wrote:
The photograph was taken by Martin Elliott in September 1976 and features 18-year-old Fiona Butler


Err.. semantics time... if she was 18, when the photo was taken in 1976, that would put her DoB in approx 1958... it's 2019, at last look, so that would make her 'currrently' 61-ish......

Slightly more interesting for the Brummies (that admit to as much!) out there; the picture was taken at Edbaston Tennis club.... near the 'county' ground that isn't 'in' the county that play there (any-more)!

Athena must have got that poster to print quick, though; it seemed to be on the back of every student-digs bathroom door, a decade before I became a student! (And I think most of them were still there when I did!!!)
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PostPosted: 08:56 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Teflon-Mike wrote:

Athena must have got that poster to print quick, though; it seemed to be on the back of every student-digs bathroom door, a decade before I became a student! (And I think most of them were still there when I did!!!)


It was on every ship I sailed on. Wub
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
Teflon-Mike wrote:

Athena must have got that poster to print quick, though; it seemed to be on the back of every student-digs bathroom door, a decade before I became a student! (And I think most of them were still there when I did!!!)


It was on every ship I sailed on. Wub


Shocked I aye thought that sailors did what men do when they're all at sea? Thinking
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PostPosted: 13:30 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Nobody was lookin at her face back then when she was 18.
Wonder what her arse looks like now.


probly like this

https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article644529.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/C_71_article_1472791_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg
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PostPosted: 20:05 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
You see, they're the ones you go for ^^.
Why? It's because they rarely get attention from men and make the most of it while it lasts. I've had some warm boilers in my time I can tell you.
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 23 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd quite like to put you straight on that one.
But I won't.

I can't remember a time when I *haven't* had attention from men.
Sometimes, over the last 45 years or so, I've had to beat them off with a stick.

If I could work out what it is that attracts them, I'd bottle it and be a miwl-yin-air, Rodders.

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PostPosted: 02:15 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Teflon-Mike wrote:
mentalboy wrote:
Woah, just a minute. She's 52, if the missus or I looked that rough I'd have to dispose of one or other or both of us in a ditch. Sixty indeed, you bloody cheeky whippersnapper.


Wiki wrote:
The photograph was taken by Martin Elliott in September 1976 and features 18-year-old Fiona Butler


Err.. semantics time... if she was 18, when the photo was taken in 1976, that would put her DoB in approx 1958... it's 2019, at last look, so that would make her 'currrently' 61-ish......

Slightly more interesting for the Brummies (that admit to as much!) out there; the picture was taken at Edbaston Tennis club.... near the 'county' ground that isn't 'in' the county that play there (any-more)!

Athena must have got that poster to print quick, though; it seemed to be on the back of every student-digs bathroom door, a decade before I became a student! (And I think most of them were still there when I did!!!)


My bad , I stupidly assumed that I was reading an up to date article not something that was published 8 years ago...
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PostPosted: 06:24 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
I'd quite like to put you straight on that one.
But I won't.

I can't remember a time when I *haven't* had attention from men.
Sometimes, over the last 45 years or so, I've had to beat them off with a stick.

If I could work out what it is that attracts them, I'd bottle it and be a miwl-yin-air, Rodders.

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It was a tongue in cheek comment!
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Teflon-Mike
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PostPosted: 08:29 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sister Sledge wrote:
It was a tongue in cheek comment!

Given HK's professed prior profession, you REALLY need to be a BIT more careful, than that when selecting your terminology.... not only is she likely to take the comment rather more literally, she can probably find it on the price list!!!

Actually, this reminds me of my Grandad's tale of running away from the Rhonda to join the Army, when he was 15. Big lad, ee-wuz; joined the Grenadiers. Something close to 7-foot tall; said he was too big to go down pit! He couldn't get a job on the docks in Cardiff apparently, but a kind woman took him in.... what 'kind' he never said.... directly..... but he made himself useful throwing out the drunks!
When he got to London some while after, recruiting sergeant, asked him "Oh Kay, taff, wot's y trade?"
"Bouncer in a brothel" he replied...
Serg laughed... "Yeah! Oh Kay, so y' not the first Taffy in the queue, then! Now ahat's y' trade! Wot job you do!"
"I towd yoo! I wuz a bouncer in a broth-ell!" he said indignantly.
"Yeah, jokes over now son! We get fifty taffies in here a week. They all say they'z shepherds! So we put "Pimp" on the paperwork.... 'bouncer in a brothel! Yeah! Nice twist on the yarn... now Wot you DO for a living!" Continued the recruiting sergeant, fast running out of patience!
hellkat wrote:
I'd quite like to put you straight on that one.
But I won't.

Err... I don't think I'm brave enough to quip on that one.... but.... no... need brave pills!lol!
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PostPosted: 10:44 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
To get back on topic.

When OP gets chatting to his HA mates. Can he ask if they have that tennis girl poster in their club house?
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PostPosted: 22:32 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Your tongue, my cheeks.
Sounds like my kinda date.
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Teflon-Mike wrote:

Given HK's professed prior profession, you REALLY need to be a BIT more careful, than that when selecting your terminology.... not only is she likely to take the comment rather more literally, she can probably find it on the price list!!!


Laughing

As you might expect, its down to what each lady allows. If you pay for half an hour and she lets you do that without demanding an extra tenner, then you've had a result.

I did agree to a regular maid-watching service for one customer who liked to perform a bottom-licky punishment on a girl for not having on "regulation knickers" - I used to perch out of reach on the radiators beside the bedroom door, desperately waiting for the phone to ring so I could escape with the feeble excuse of answering it. But the little minx used to pull faces at me in the mirror whilst he had his face in her arse and it was so hard to keep a straight face. I was always pleased to escape when the phone rang, I found the possibility of being asked to join in a distinctly interesting prospect, and I think he was getting perilously close to suggesting it, although being the consummate professional I was, I would have had to turn him down. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 24 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Travis Bickle wrote:
Apparently it can be done with other body parts


Ohhhhh that is so eminently clickable.
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 25 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Where's the OP gone?
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bhinso wrote:
Where's the OP gone?


Visordown or paddy has him bound and gagged in the coal bunker for after. Shifty
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bhinso wrote:
Where's the OP gone?


mumsnet
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PostPosted: 13:20 - 26 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Where's Travis Bickle gone?

You have one night away from the forum... Shocked
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