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MCN
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PostPosted: 08:34 - 15 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Han Bammer in.... 3....2....1.

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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 13:34 - 15 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
Han Bammer in.... 3....2....1.

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Hopefully straight in the bum-hole
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 15 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kazoo bum time?
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PostPosted: 13:58 - 15 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oh yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An5a6h7vA00
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PostPosted: 15:30 - 15 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bhud wrote:
Being able to judge the mood of the room is an important life skill.


Agree Thumbs Up . Alternatively, if you can't, there's always the option to just keep quiet.

Ste wrote:
Kazoo bum time?

PLEASE record one Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Dance!
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 15 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:


Ste wrote:
Kazoo bum time?

PLEASE record one Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Dance!


This will be one of the occasions we talked about when you won't be playing a kazoo in front of the little bastard (tm)
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PostPosted: 16:13 - 15 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Kazoo bum time?

Only if you insert the correct end.
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 15 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
bumPal.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 15 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Amazon can have them back if anyone starts sticking them in bum holes.

There are no occasions when a kazoo is not to be played in front of The Baby. Dance!
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PostPosted: 19:01 - 15 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Still expressing a regrettable inability to read or anticipate the results of his actions I see...

I have drawn his attention to this specific post in the sticky at the top of every section of the forum in this very thread.

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The only way to get your account back will be to appeal against the ban directly to me via email, and repeat bans will become permanent.


So yeah, until Korn tells me otherwise... and I have not heard from Korn in a very long time.
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 15 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
Still expressing a regrettable inability to read or anticipate the results of his actions I see...

I have drawn his attention to this specific post in the sticky at the top of every section of the forum in this very thread.

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The only way to get your account back will be to appeal against the ban directly to me via email, and repeat bans will become permanent.


So yeah, until Korn tells me otherwise... and I have not heard from Korn in a very long time.


Jesus wept. If they were telling you to fill the cattle-cars, you'd be right in there with the fucking shovel. Laughing

Wasting my fingers here but I'll give it a go anyway...it's a fucking half-dead forum on which the guy half ignorantly posted a picture that could have been interpreted as a fucking sea urchin anyway. You banned him, cue a bunch of faff that's probably learned him ten times over, call it a fucking win and stop being such an anal prick (pun intended). Then, next week, see if you can find a life.
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PostPosted: 19:32 - 15 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Jesus wept. If they were telling you to fill the cattle-cars, you'd be right in there with the fucking shovel. Laughing

Wasting my fingers here but I'll give it a go anyway...it's a fucking half-dead forum on which the guy half ignorantly posted a picture that could have been interpreted as a fucking sea urchin anyway. You banned him, cue a bunch of faff that's probably learned him ten times over, call it a fucking win and stop being such an anal prick (pun intended). Then, next week, see if you can find a life.


Thank you for your insight.

He could also have just made a new account following his ban and carried on posting like a normal person instead of spamming all over the fourm with multiple sock accounts. That was an option that was 100% available.
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PostPosted: 21:54 - 15 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:
it's a fucking half-dead forum


Fucking isn't. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 15 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
Hetzer wrote:
it's a fucking half-dead forum


Fucking isn't. Crying or Very sad


I'm a "forum half alive" kinda guy myself Smile
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PostPosted: 06:27 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've never been banned off the forum.....yet.
How do you make a Sock puppet account?(just in case)

The forum must still be alive Hetzer is still posting (probably because he has got banned from his other forums he frequented)

I need my toenails cutting.
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PostPosted: 06:32 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
Hetzer wrote:


Jesus wept. If they were telling you to fill the cattle-cars, you'd be right in there with the fucking shovel. Laughing

Wasting my fingers here but I'll give it a go anyway...it's a fucking half-dead forum on which the guy half ignorantly posted a picture that could have been interpreted as a fucking sea urchin anyway. You banned him, cue a bunch of faff that's probably learned him ten times over, call it a fucking win and stop being such an anal prick (pun intended). Then, next week, see if you can find a life.


Thank you for your insight.

He could also have just made a new account following his ban and carried on posting like a normal person instead of spamming all over the fourm with multiple sock accounts. That was an option that was 100% available.


Seriously, half of what's wrong with you is you can't see what's wrong with you. The other half is just fucked up. What do you imagine you're dealing with here, a 'credible terrorist threat'? Do you have a laminated CIA ID card on a lanyard around your neck? Some kind of twisted fantasy you have going on. You should go sign up on mums.net mate, you'd be the real-deal swinging dick.
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PostPosted: 08:05 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hetzer wrote:


Seriously, half of what's wrong with you is you can't see what's wrong with you. The other half is just fucked up. What do you imagine you're dealing with here, a 'credible terrorist threat'? Do you have a laminated CIA ID card on a lanyard around your neck? Some kind of twisted fantasy you have going on. You should go sign up on mums.net mate, you'd be the real-deal swinging dick.


Great laugh bro. Haven't laughed that hard for a few weeks! Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:05 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 10:22 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pass the popcorn
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PostPosted: 10:51 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yesterday my wife did the washing and found 18 odd socks, 18!

Shorely no co-inky-dense!
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
HardlyDavidson wrote:
Yesterday my wife did the washing and found 18 odd socks, 18!

Shorely no co-inky-dense!


9 pairs. No odd ones. Bonus!
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