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Skudd
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I may dress up as a Nazi and run around a field, then sit on a camping chair chatting about my fantasies of being a Stormtrooper in 1941. Just saying.
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
I think I may dress up as a Nazi and run around a field, then sit on a camping chair chatting about my fantasies of being a Stormtrooper in 1941. Just saying.


Good luck finding a uniform that would fit.
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PostPosted: 11:42 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found one.
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PostPosted: 11:54 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:

Seriously, half of what's wrong with you is you can't see what's wrong with you. The other half is just fucked up. What do you imagine you're dealing with here, a 'credible terrorist threat'? Do you have a laminated CIA ID card on a lanyard around your neck? Some kind of twisted fantasy you have going on. You should go sign up on mums.net mate, you'd be the real-deal swinging dick.


I don't get it?

What are you trying to say like?
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PostPosted: 12:33 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
Found one.


It will need taking in a bit due to the 10 stone weight loss program I was on called Cancer. Works wonders.
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

10 stone ay? None of it off your mouth apparently.
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Hetzer wrote:
Found one.


It will need taking in a bit due to the 10 stone weight loss program I was on called Cancer. Works wonders.


I thought he left due to some 'rain friend' affair?
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PostPosted: 13:21 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have one of these I can lend you:

https://tshop.r10s.com/0fe/7be/ec8d/9b31/1084/e7c9/dabf/11c9e8ad7d2c600c428e6e.jpg
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PostPosted: 13:21 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Been a while since a thread got dumped in F&FWs (children made to stand in the corner). This one's starting to shape up nicely Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:36 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Been a while since a thread got dumped in F&FWs (children made to stand in the corner). This one's starting to shape up nicely Laughing

yfpos

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PostPosted: 14:06 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:
Been a while since a thread got dumped in F&FWs (children made to stand in the corner). This one's starting to shape up nicely Laughing

yfpos

Wub


That's kind of you sir, and I reciprocate the love Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:30 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pretentious Pricks. All of YFPOS.
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PostPosted: 14:36 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're just a WiPEY rider without a wiper.
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

<< My karma just took a hit Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:56 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone will register your old username. Shocked
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Someone will register your old username. Shocked


ChickenSte?
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PostPosted: 16:07 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Someone will register your old username. Shocked


Indeed. I was stuck with the temp username of Immensely Large Bits during an episode (A server switchover IIRC).

Possibly the lowest part of my life.....for my bits are slightly over average.
I felt such a fake.
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PostPosted: 16:09 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

"That username was recently in use by another user. You cannot use it yet."

Motherfucker....
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have to wait 7, 14 or 28 days (forget which but it'll be 13:45 on the 23rd, the 30th or the 13th) before an old username can be reused.
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's almost like it's important, isn't it? Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 16 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

By now we all know that if you post a photo of a bum hole, you will get smacked with the ban hammer.

What about if you post a photo of a bum that has no bum hole?
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 14:26 - 17 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

For those that aren't in the whatsapp group, ste has developed an obsession with bums with no bum hole porn.
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 17 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
For those that aren't in the whatsapp group, ste has developed an obsession with bums with no bum hole porn.


Add me to the whatsapp group.. sounds fun
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 17 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not fun...it's endurance.
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PostPosted: 15:25 - 17 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
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