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Sister Sledge
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PostPosted: 06:33 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hey Derek. Welcome.
Do you know John??
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PostPosted: 06:46 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Re: derek saying hi Reply with quote
Welcome Derek Thumbs Up

Derek Noakes wrote:
looks like a friendly crowd on here !


Urrrm that depends on how well you take banter Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: 07:40 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Any relation to John?
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PostPosted: 09:58 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hello
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PostPosted: 10:16 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Any relation to John?


Or Seve?
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Re: derek saying hi Reply with quote
Derek Noakes wrote:
looks like a friendly crowd on here
Pass the popcorn
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PostPosted: 10:48 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Re: derek saying hi Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Derek Noakes wrote:
looks like a friendly crowd on here
Pass the popcorn


And you can fcuk off with your popcorn you flying rat.
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PostPosted: 11:52 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flying rat? Nah that's pigeons. Little known fact: Pigeons eat 8x the amount a rabbit does. People dislike pigeons but imagine a world without them - we'd be buried beneath rubbish.
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PostPosted: 13:35 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
i know. I like bats. I don't like pidgeons.

Nor seagulls but that's from having a year at college in geordie land where the women sound like a flock of cawing seagulls.

I still shiver remembering some bint screaming across a crowded dance floor in Ruperts (South Shields nightclub) 'Hey handsome, fancy a bit tonight' in seagullese. Pale

Frightening race, geordie women, worse than pidgeons.
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Derek came and checked back on his thread. He was terrified and was never seen again . . .
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PostPosted: 15:55 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
i know. I like bats. I don't like pidgeons.

Nor seagulls but that's from having a year at college in geordie land where the women sound like a flock of cawing seagulls.

I still shiver remembering some bint screaming across a crowded dance floor in Ruperts (South Shields nightclub) 'Hey handsome, fancy a bit tonight' in seagullese. Pale

Frightening race, geordie women, worse than pidgeons.


Frightening? Yup - even I'm scared of the things Sad
Sounds about right with the night club chat: I was in a night club with mates in Whitley Bay and I happened to look around - the place was chocka block full of women. There'd be great grandma, grandma, mother and daughter all sat together waiting for the men to come in.
I was chatting to mates later in the same place and felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned to see a woman and she handed me a full pint of lager. "Here have this. You're with me tonight" she said. That's the point where my nuts ran away into my tummy. I think I squealed when she said it - she had hairier arms than I have and was just as big. Imagine Biffa Bacons 'Mutha' and you get the idea. I'm actually serious - it's absolutely true.
(Whitley Bay was my ruin. I learnt so much in that place. So many experiences)
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PostPosted: 16:13 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Derek Noakes wrote:
I'm a very delicate little flower.

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PostPosted: 17:13 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste I now have dinner on my screen. I should have known what was coming...

With those people, it's the Noakes surname. There's been plenty of famous people and who we're mentioning.
Oh and watch it - there's a few Scottish people here. They'll 'wheesht' at you and throw curses.

If you want some fun, head over to general bike chat and mention you fancy buying a 125 4 stroke twin - an older model. You'll soon have a saga to pass on through the generations.
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PostPosted: 17:15 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hello Derek, pleased to meet you.

Also: Pigeons are c***s.
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 01 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Evil Hans wrote:
Hello Derek, pleased to meet you.

Also: Pigeons are c***s.


whereas I like Pigeons and Derek is a cunt.




































Luckily for Derek I also like cunts.
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PostPosted: 11:29 - 02 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 11:30 - 02 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
You are Travis Bickle and ICMFP.
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PostPosted: 13:19 - 02 May 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yes, Pigeon is a cunt.

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