Who will be the next UK PM?

[Val]

Please vote only if you are conservative party member like me.

My choice: Boris Johnson.

Boris Johnson is the only way UK to destroy Brexit once and for all.

Yes I'm conservative party member and I will vote for Boris Johnson.

Let that bright news sinks with you
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[Ste]

The person you've missed off on your poll.

[The Artist]

Yeah, where is the "Ste" option?

[RhynoCZ]

Ste for the PM.
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[recman]

Dianne Abbott.

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Angela Merkel.
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[Raffles]

[Ste]

When do people think the next general election will be?

[Howling Terror]

Let's have some Boris quotes.

“voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3”.

“There was a young fellow from Ankara / Who was a terrific wankerer / Till he sowed his wild oats / With the help of a goat / But he didn’t even stop to thankera.”

That's your next PM.

I can't wait...let's see how far this current shitshow of world leaders gets improved by the addition of another self-server.

I'm almost certain to be wrong...I mean I was the dickhead who voted for Blair in the 90s.

So this next feckless turd will be putting themselves forward against Corbyn at the next G.E? Shit times for anyone who wants to vote in a leader with integrity, direction and compassion. Vince Clark displayed promise but he's nearly dead now.

Getting to the point where I'm more likely to throw milkshakes at MPs than vote.


This made me happy.
She never gave a shit, was a crap home sec and only showed emotion now she's fucked-it-up....and in years to come people will say .'Well, she wasn't that bad afterall'.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7XAhwhXYAENwXj.jpg
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[Sister Sledge]

Umm I voted before I read your first comment and I'm not a conservative person/voter.
I've ruined your poll!! Just like you're attempting to ruin Brexit which is a democratic vote and should be adhered to. Just saying..

You know today I jumped in the air and clicked my heels together when I heard her cry? It was almost as good as the death of Mrs T.
I despise May, I really do.
Boris will be next PM because despite being an utter buffoon who sleeps around whilst in a relationship:

He married his Oxford University sweetheart Allegra Mostyn-Owen in 1987
This ended when he had an affair with Marina Wheeler, who he married in 1993
In 2004 his four-year affair with journalist and author Petronella Wyatt emerged
In 2006 he then allegedly had an affair with another reporter, Anna Fazackerley
In 2009 Mr Johnson fathered a child with art consultant Helen Macintyre
Marina Wheeler said to have thrown him out as claims of a new affair emerged

He's also seen as popular. I reckon they want to be popular and will dust him off and pose him at the black door.
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[Easy-X]

Dominic Raab for PM (yes I said this in another thread) he's my local MP and a black belt in karate!
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[Shaft]

[Ste]

[Im-a-Ridah]

Esther McVey. Not Boris, its never the favourite.

[Jmoan]

He will lead us to glorious victory in a snap election.

https://www.55factory.net/uploads/6/6/5/9/66591365/corbyn-1.jpg

[Polarbear]

The only place he will lead us is down the shitter, eh Diane?
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[Riejufixing]

[Ribenapigeon]

What does it say about our country that in 2019 a feckless twit from a Bertie Wooster novel has a chance at being PM.

[doggone]

If Steve Baker enters everyone here would have to vote for him.

[doggone]

It's better than Putin on a bear.

https://www.stevebaker.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/7581668108_f817d3d452_b1-200x300.jpg

[doggone]

But there is this.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/19/video-undefined-24D9E90000000578-473_636x358.jpg

[Easy-X]

Man-on-man love is perfectly acceptable in the 21st Century

The £350 million pound trial is perfectly timed for derailing Johnson's chances. If it's not instantly thrown out he'll bow out of the race...

Dominic Raab for PM!!!
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[Polarbear]

[iooi]

[Easy-X]