Rats or mice?

[Ste]

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[King29]

So far 27 dead. Brian is still King of the hill. I've ran out of rat poison, they don't die where they eat they all end up at mine. She still feeds them too much food, a third dish has been added outside now. One on top of the washing machine, one under the chair and one in the stinky old outside toilet; the logic being they can eat where they are nice and dry.

I went for a piss yesterday morning, lifted up the lid and one was swimming in the toilet bowl, swam through the pipes, I dropped loo roll on it, pressed down with the toilet brush and flushed it away. I'm just waiting for when the wife finds one "DARREN DARREN COME HER NOW!" she'll shriek. And it will be all my fault.


The wife is harrassing old lady's housing association and enviromental health. They have been out but couldn't get access to the property as we and she were not in. We've tried to get them back and was told one of the officers had been around but couldn't gain access to the rear of the house as no one was in. Also stated no evidence of rats at front of house and so they left it at that. Not sure if they are going to come again. It's making me ill. All I do is get a bin full of dead rats and throw them into the gardens of people at the back of us, hoping they'll think where are all these rats coming from and also complain.

[Nobby the Bastard]

Chuck a few in her front garden every morning
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[Easy-X]

Near to me some ppl used to have a pigeon coop (pigeons? really? ffs, may as well go and live in Yorkshire.) It got torn down the other day and next door's terrier and my cat seem to be in competition to see who can catch the most furry friends.

So kind, my cat, leaves us so many gifts by the back door: 3 little corpses piled up a couple of nights back. Probably a dozen all told this week. (I think the terrier is winning but don't say anything to my cat, shhhhh!)
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[Sister Sledge]

Can you not borrow an air rifle?
It'll give you pleasure shooting at the old woman I mean rats.

27 is a huge number and probably a tiny percentage of the total number. Remember that the food and shelter can only support a certain size of infestation. Those dead ones will open a small gap for 27 new borns to move into!

Old woman needs slapping with a wet leather glove for this.
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[stinkwheel]

[hellkat]

[King29]

[Ste]

Putting dead rats on the pavement and or the road outside her house should get other people to be phoning the council.

[Sister Sledge]

Bit of a long shot but how about speaking to a doctor or nurse at your surgery?
Tell them about rats invading your house and them being everywhere.
Ask if doc/nurse can give some 'clout' by them speaking to environmental health directly. There are teams within health authorities who deal directly with major problems too and I reckon this one will suit them nicely. Fair enough it might be meningitis outbreaks etc but they might take it on board.
Professional referrals are always responded to quicker and reach the people most needed to wipe this terror out (not the howling one).
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[King29]

Only 3 dead this morning, took Ste's advice and left them in outside her house on the pavement.

I might save them up after the Amazon rat poison arrives and dump the lot outside hers.

[Ste]

You're going to need to restocking the Amazon rat poison.

[King29]

[MCN]

[Ste]

Add some poison to the food your neighbour puts out for Brian?

[King29]

[hellkat]

How many rats has Doris managed to breed, though?
They must be multiplying quite fast by now.
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[Bubbs]

Chuck some into the woman's hot cocoa too.. That will go a long way towards solving the issue.
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[Easy-X]

Dogs are a lot more efficient than cats when it comes to catching rats but I'd give the cats 10/10 for drama.

Get something exotic like a Serval...

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[King29]

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[hedgehugger]

Also having the poison out in the open where a random child could see pretty pink or blue food out for the animals, or where the local bird population could also fill their beaks.

[Ste]

If she sits outside with them running around her then the next step is for her to invite Brian into her house.

The dead rats are being put on the pavement outside her house each morning?

[King29]