Rats or mice?

[hellkat]

She might be dead by the morning.
She might have inhaled the fumes from any poison you've left out there, man.
You need to go wake her up now, man, and let her know.
Go on, get on with ye.
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[Riejufixing]

An element of hysteria creeping in perhaps?

He's probably put down rat poison in his own garden. He's picked up at least most of the stuff.

Rats can and do carry their food back to their nests. Rat poison of the sort used isn't instantly fatal, so there is a possibility they have carried it into the neighbour's garden.

The vet is not particularly likely to report anything to the police or the HSE (?).

Going next door? "Don't tell 'em, Pike!"

Old ladies are vanishingly unlikely to go around snuffling up rat poison.

If I'm spoiling a wind-up, sorry.

[King29]

[Ste]

An element of hysteria or not wanting things to get any worse for King29.

The vet is not particularity likely to have been impressed by by how the dog came to be suffering from zinc phosphide poisoning. The owner will be really fucking angry and most likely wanting blood.

I'd be very careful if being creative with the truth when saying where the rat poison was put down and suggesting theories for how it got into Doreen's garden. She'll have seen the collections of dead rats that have been left on the pavement outside her house

[Bhud]

Not a big fan of how you went about this operation, to be honest. Can't see how anything good could come from this.

[Sister Sledge]

Option C : Run away?
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[Ste]

Option A is a bad idea because you're not just being economical with the truth, the whole thing is fictional.

Option B contains far too much detail.

Option C goes something along the lines of "Doreen the rats are real problem and the only way I could deal with the problem was by putting rat poison down. You need to get pest control from the council or the housing association to come and deal with the rat infestation before it gets any worse. kthxbai"

Keep it simple.

I realised that as much as the rat poison means her garden is unsuitable for kids or dogs, her ever growing army of rats means it's already unsuitable for kids or dogs or anyone who isn't a deranged old lady.

This isn't hysteria, at this point I see it as damage limitation.

[Riejufixing]

[Ste]

[Riejufixing]

[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

Caused the dog unnecessary suffering. Yeah, hysteria. Knob.
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[Ste]

[hellkat]

I'm telling you now, she'll be bleeding from the eyeballs by the morning.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/03/80/7b/03807b4b75d33524a1025b60bccb7709.png
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[King29]

[King29]

[Ste]

[hellkat]

Or she might roll out of bed and down the precipice into the Well of Lost Plots.

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[King29]

[hellkat]

OP is just so much waffle to me now.
#whitenoise
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[King29]

[hellkat]

7. You lost all credibility about six pages back.


#alwaysleavethemwantingmore
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[King29]

[Sister Sledge]

Come again? Did you also cut the dogs hair? Why? Please tell me you didn't give him a skin head to make him tougher against the rats??
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[King29]

[Polarbear]

Jesus wept

Does your wife let you out on your own?
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