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Stalk
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 25 Jun 2019    Post subject: Phone screamer Reply with quote
So, after a the 27th phone call from China telling me that it’s the last chance to collect my dhl parcel I am getting fed up. Is there a device that will emit an ear splitting migraine inducing tone that I can send down the phone to these scammers?
The nastier the better.
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Freddyfruitba...
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 25 Jun 2019    Post subject: Re: Phone screamer Reply with quote
Stalk wrote:
the 27th phone call from China telling me that it’s the last chance to collect my dhl parce

What's all that about then? A new one on me. How does it 'work'?
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Ste
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PostPosted: 18:42 - 25 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ask them when are they going to be collecting their parcel. Thumbs Up
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Kawasaki Jimbo
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PostPosted: 19:06 - 25 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ask them what they're wearing.
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 25 Jun 2019    Post subject: Re: Phone screamer Reply with quote
Stalk wrote:
Is there a device that will emit an ear splitting migraine inducing tone that I can send down the phone to these scammers?


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PostPosted: 21:11 - 25 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Or if you're a heavy smoke just get an air horn. A few quid from fleaBay.
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Riejufixing
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 25 Jun 2019    Post subject: Re: Phone screamer Reply with quote
Stalk wrote:
Is there a device that will emit an ear splitting migraine inducing tone that I can send down the phone to these scammers?


Unfortunately it will make no difference, since their headset/reciever speaker won't do 120dB(a).

Some of the suggestions above are quite interesting, but they need to have a reasonable command of English to enjoy the effects properly.

You could complain to them about your parcel not being delivered, and say you've been waiting for it, and give them various false details, and see what happens, as well as pretending to have a wank or something..... it depends on how much time you've got.

Do they call your landline, if you have one, or mobile?
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Sister Sledge
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 25 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
A good one is asking them to wait while you answer the door and just place your phone down and leave them hanging on. Waste their time not yours.
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PostPosted: 23:24 - 25 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Unrelated to interior fogging or DHL.
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PostPosted: 09:47 - 26 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's such a shame we don't have a uk version of Lenny.
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Freddyfruitba...
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PostPosted: 10:39 - 26 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't understand. Do these people actually expect their target to pay them to receive a DHL parcel?
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PostPosted: 11:28 - 26 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Some people must.
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Kawasaki Jimbo
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 26 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Maybe your electronic visor wiper has arrived?
Take delivery, then next time they call just switch it on.
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RhynoCZ
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PostPosted: 18:12 - 26 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Don't understand. Do these people actually expect their target to pay them to receive a DHL parcel?

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