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Lord Percy
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PostPosted: 05:33 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: The Diarrhoea Song Reply with quote

Anyone remember this playground classic? Is it still a thing today?

I went to the loo
And I did a big poo
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

For those who know it, please contribute. For those who don't know it, it's easy to learn. Just write your own version of the rhyme above, following the same theme of course.

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PostPosted: 11:00 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was running up the stairs, it was dripping down my flares...

I was running the 100 metres it was coming out in litres etc...
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I nipped behind a bush
And it came out in a rush
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

It comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun
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PostPosted: 11:14 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knocked back me cider
and sat down beside her
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea

( that date didn't go as well as I hoped)
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PostPosted: 13:52 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clearly this is some ancient English tuneage, because I have never heard this in my life.

I'm sure we had other equally as daft songs in NZ when I was younger, but I can't remember what they might be.

What's it to the tune of?
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PostPosted: 14:23 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Milk milk lemonade
Chocolate around the corner

We didn't do the diarrhoea song because it was too immature.
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PostPosted: 14:37 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeahhhhh we had that one.
Except it was "Round the corner, chocolate's made"
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^^Typical posh buggers. Rolling Eyes


We also made our own.

[clears throat in preparation]

You squeeze the boob-a-rooney till the milk comes out
The milk comes out
The milk comes out


You squeeze the boob-a-rooney till the milk comes out
And that's what its all about....Oi!
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah but ... we had Rolf Harris Shifty
In comparison, the boob-a-roony is reasonably sweet and naive Wub
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am a product of the environment.

I loved The Glitter Band.
I bought and still use my Rolf Harris Stylophone.
I wrote in to Jimmy Saville.
I watched Sebastian Coe race and got his autograph.
I liked Stuart Hall when he presented It's a Knockout.
I watched Rolf Harris perform live at a festival.
I watched many funny homophobic racists in their tv shows.


Best childhood ever!
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PostPosted: 16:22 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Running to the loo, I knew there was trouble
As I sat down to poo, my guts began to bubble

Diarrhoea, diarrhoea
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell me about it.

Yes, I did want to be in his gang
Laughing *sigh* Laughing

Returning to the original post ...

A guy I once knew used to recite some schoolboy doggerel that commenced "Pee poo willybum drawers"

It sounds very quaint now.
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PostPosted: 16:27 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait, what, Seb Coe?

I must have missed that one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM1MftCtIlg
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PostPosted: 17:16 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Tell me about it.

Yes, I did want to be in his gang
Laughing *sigh* Laughing

Returning to the original post ...

A guy I once knew used to recite some schoolboy doggerel that commenced "Pee poo willybum drawers"

It sounds very quaint now.
Wub


NSFW’ish
https://youtu.be/FT0ONu9c8Cw
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeez singing about poo, whatever next!!

Though I do remember this.....

What do you do?
When you wanna have a poo
In an English Country Garden

Find a big pit
And have a shit in it
In a n English Country Garden

Pull down your pants
And paralyze the ants
In an English Country Garden

That's about as far as that memory goes. I seem to remember it was inspired by the 2 Ronnies, probably 70's maybe 80's.
We would have thought it was a really naughty song as kids Razz
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Tell me about it.

Yes, I did want to be in his gang
Laughing *sigh* Laughing

Returning to the original post ...

A guy I once knew used to recite some schoolboy doggerel that commenced "Pee poo willybum drawers"

It sounds very quaint now.
Wub


Flanders and Swann mebbe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSrXqOI9988
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Something something something something,
now its running down my leg.
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also remember

Build a bonfire build a bonfire put the teachers at the top, put the prefects in the middle and burn the bloody lot.
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

WD Forte wrote:

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
That looks exactly what it would be:lol:
(and about the right age as well, LOL)
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walking down the road and your nappy overflowed,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.
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PostPosted: 22:31 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hedgehugger wrote:
Jeez singing about poo, whatever next!!

Though I do remember this.....

What do you do?
When you wanna have a poo
In an English Country Garden

Find a big pit
And have a shit in it
In a n English Country Garden

Pull down your pants
And paralyze the ants
In an English Country Garden


Find a big leaf and wipe your underneath
In an English country garden

Then find a spade and bury what you made
In an English country garden

Pooing can be fun in a garden in the sun
In an English country garden


Sure there's a lot more.
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PostPosted: 23:38 - 29 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Walking down the road and your nappy overflowed,
Diarrhoea, diarrhoea.


Not a grown man
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PostPosted: 18:39 - 30 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

There was an old man of Peru,
who didn't know quite what to do,
He sat on his hat, and squashed it quite flat,
Then did a humungous poo.

Edward Lear, 1880 (not)
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 30 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

He didnt know quite what to do
That silly old man from Peru
First jabbed with a brush
And then tried to flush
That humungous poo in the loo
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